Implied Facepalm

When something is so fucking retarded an ordinary facepalm simply isn't necessary.

5 Year old boy: YO NIGGAS MC IN DA HOUSE!
You:...*Stares for an Implied Facepalm*

by Dudeman42 March 10, 2009

Facebook Blues

Facebook blues occurs after writing on someones wall, note, or status, and they don't respond. You wait and wait for a response constantly checking your Facebook to see if they have done so.

After the first day of hourly checking your facebook, you begin to facestalk them. This includes checking to see if they have commented on someone elses wall, status, or photos. As a last act of desperation, you send them a private message repeating the original post.

Your sadness resonates throughout Facebook until they respond, at which point you've gotten rid of the Facebook Blues.

She wrote on her crush's wall and waited a couple of days for a response. After the third day she was hit by a bad case of Facebook Blues; and, she felt sad that he had updated his status, but not responded to her comment.

by La'BonQie May 16, 2009

Facebook SneakMouse

People who are always on Facebook but never "do" anything on it. They are too cool to add any updates, photos, links, or comments, or make any other contributions, but somehow they know everything everyone else is doing.

You meet up with a Facebook SneakMouse and over the course of your time together (coffee) they will reference several Facebook posts, photos they saw, or links. You're thinking, 'but hey, you're never on Facebook'....

Ah-HA! They totally are, but are just too cool to admit it.

On top of that, 'catching-up' over coffee is a one-way conversation because the Facebook SneakMouse already know everything you've been up to through...you guessed it...Facebook.

by bunnydrops July 31, 2010

Stefan face

To continually make a blank expression on your face, even though something dramatic is happening, such as:

-getting laid
-watching your friend eat shit on a skateboard

-winning the lotto
-getting a glimpse of Megan fox's tits
-performing a hiduken

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Example:

Guy: "hey guys, I just won a million dollars."

Guy 2: "dude you are stefan face-ing the shit outta this moment."

by SiXAXiSMoFo December 7, 2010

alternate facts

A false statement contradictory to the truth mean to be taken as reality.

We didn't lie to our investors. We gave alternate facts.

by Señor Chavez January 22, 2017

resting nice face

a person who naturally looks 'nice' or 'approachable' when their face is expressionless, without meaning to. Basically the opposite of 'resting bitch face'

"Yo, imma holla at that girl over there"
"Nah son. She just has resting nice face. Shes a mad hoe"

by IOnlyFuckWithSome January 24, 2015

Ozempic face

A a term used to describe the sagging, gaunt look of the facial skin due to the loss of facial fat following drastic weight loss from the drug Ozempic.

Ozempic treats type 2 diabetics and obesity. Due to its side effects (glycemic control, shitting your brains out due to diarrhea, extreme bloating) people without these conditions are using it for its ability to induce weight loss, making it popular amongst celebrities and anyone who wants a quick fix. This has caused the price of the medication, and its sister drugs, Wegovy and Rybelsus, to skyrocket and experience limited supply, making it difficult for users who legitimately need them.

I hadn’t seen him until this afternoon and the Ozempic face and butt surprised me. I miss his old butt. It was a fine ass, as they say. Sad day…

by Sickomonster September 17, 2023