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Dutch Rudder

When you have someone jack you off by grabbing your arm and moving it up and down whilst all you do is hold your peen.
Presents a less gay alternative if some guy handjob-raped you. Maybe you could barter with him and offer a dutch rudder as a less gay option so you could preserve some of your dignity.
by Sicky from SanAn March 17, 2009
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dutch fag

What you become as a result of a "Business Shower".
Dude, we were late for our presentation this morning so we had to take a business shower.
WHAT?!? That means you're now a Dutch Fag.
by ezell714 July 28, 2009
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Dutch Loft

when ones sleeping quarters reside in a small space between the mattress and ceiling (namely in a situation requiring one to crawl on hands and knees to reach pillow), and in an attempt to avoid creating a dutch oven, one rips ass outside of the sheets but effectively "dutches" their loft.

heat and stench rise, and the combination of the two results in a ripe and unforgiving gas chamber, known as a dutch loft.
"I should have just taken that shit before i went to bed, now im going to suffocate from this dutch loft"
by Testicle Tuesday January 19, 2008
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Dutch Genitraceon

The act of crapping into a cup, placing your genitals onto a surface, and using a stick to trace its outline with your own crap.
Dave: "Is that your dutch genitraceon on my car? That stinks man"

Harold: "I ate curry yesterday!"
by nokia stretch May 21, 2009
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dutch laptop

When you fart with a laptop on your lap, thus trapping the aroma until the laptop is moved.
Dad: Hey son take a look at this website

Son: Sure, uh OMG what the hell is that smell?

Dad: Oh, sorry son, I had a dutch laptop going
by chiguy61 December 11, 2010
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Dutch Steam bath

The act of cutting a fart in a hot shower while some else is in the bathroom. Allowing the hot steam to magnify the stench.

Most effective with the door is closed and the other person can not hear it; such as when listening to loud music.
I was brushing my teeth this morning and my wife gave me a Dutch Steam Bath; it smelled like death
by EverydayEvil December 28, 2010
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Dutch Gas-Mask

A Dutch Gas-Mask is when a male, who needs to fart, places his cupped hand on his ass, farts into his hand and clenches his fist, catching the stink inside.

He then finds one of his guy friends and then quickly opens his fist right against there nose, releasing a whole lot of toxic fumes right into the unlucky guys nostrils.
*Guy 1 thinks to himself I need to fart, while Guy 2, is looking away, so he decides to do a Dutch Gas-Mask, and farts in to his hand, and clenches.*

Guy 1: Hey, Dude, smell that?
Guy 2: *Turns* What?
Guy 1: This!*Unclenches fist under Guy 2's nostrils, and he begins a coughing fit while Guy 1 Laughs*
by McDermott June 27, 2012
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