When you have someone jack you off by grabbing your arm and moving it up and down whilst all you do is hold your peen.
Presents a less gay alternative if some guy handjob-raped you. Maybe you could barter with him and offer a dutch rudder as a less gay option so you could preserve some of your dignity.
by Sicky from SanAn March 17, 2009
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Dude, we were late for our presentation this morning so we had to take a business shower.
WHAT?!? That means you're now a Dutch Fag.
WHAT?!? That means you're now a Dutch Fag.
by ezell714 July 28, 2009
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when ones sleeping quarters reside in a small space between the mattress and ceiling (namely in a situation requiring one to crawl on hands and knees to reach pillow), and in an attempt to avoid creating a dutch oven, one rips ass outside of the sheets but effectively "dutches" their loft.
heat and stench rise, and the combination of the two results in a ripe and unforgiving gas chamber, known as a dutch loft.
heat and stench rise, and the combination of the two results in a ripe and unforgiving gas chamber, known as a dutch loft.
"I should have just taken that shit before i went to bed, now im going to suffocate from this dutch loft"
by Testicle Tuesday January 19, 2008
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by nokia stretch May 21, 2009
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Son: Sure, uh OMG what the hell is that smell?
Dad: Oh, sorry son, I had a dutch laptop going
Son: Sure, uh OMG what the hell is that smell?
Dad: Oh, sorry son, I had a dutch laptop going
by chiguy61 December 11, 2010
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Most effective with the door is closed and the other person can not hear it; such as when listening to loud music.
Most effective with the door is closed and the other person can not hear it; such as when listening to loud music.
by EverydayEvil December 28, 2010
Get the Dutch Steam bath mug.A Dutch Gas-Mask is when a male, who needs to fart, places his cupped hand on his ass, farts into his hand and clenches his fist, catching the stink inside.
He then finds one of his guy friends and then quickly opens his fist right against there nose, releasing a whole lot of toxic fumes right into the unlucky guys nostrils.
He then finds one of his guy friends and then quickly opens his fist right against there nose, releasing a whole lot of toxic fumes right into the unlucky guys nostrils.
*Guy 1 thinks to himself I need to fart, while Guy 2, is looking away, so he decides to do a Dutch Gas-Mask, and farts in to his hand, and clenches.*
Guy 1: Hey, Dude, smell that?
Guy 2: *Turns* What?
Guy 1: This!*Unclenches fist under Guy 2's nostrils, and he begins a coughing fit while Guy 1 Laughs*
Guy 1: Hey, Dude, smell that?
Guy 2: *Turns* What?
Guy 1: This!*Unclenches fist under Guy 2's nostrils, and he begins a coughing fit while Guy 1 Laughs*
by McDermott June 27, 2012
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