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cotton ball diet

A dangerous "diet" where you dip a cotton ball into juice or sauce and then eat it, causing it to expand in your stomach, therefore making you feel full without all the calories.
Person 1: Why's she in the hospital?
Person 2: She tried the cotton ball diet and has to get them removed, they don't digest properly
Person 1: Damn.
by birdy93 December 17, 2015
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cottage cheese diet

1. the habit of only having sex with women so obese they have severe cellulite (origin: the cottage cheese appearance of cellulite.

2. anything a woman who has severe cellulite eats .
1. She's too skinny for him, he's on a cottage cheese diet.

2. Damn, women on a cottage cheese diet shouldn't wear bikinis!
by Mike Oxhard July 12, 2006
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dieting bra

A bra (brassiere) which is smaller than the intended wearer's current size and intended to serve as motivation for her diet (course of action to reduce body weight, size, or fat content) or to serve as a marker of when her diet has achieved its intended goal.
The aspiring ballerina purchased a tiny lace bra with a 30 inch bust and AA cups (essentially a training bra) and said to herself, "I will not eat solid food until I fit into this dieting bra. And even then, I will diet to remain slim enough to fit in it." She eagerly anticipated the feeling of the delicate black lace against her shrinking breast-buds, and her hunger temporarily subsided.
by wouldaben December 13, 2010
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Guitar Diet

Eating off the 99ct tacobell menue and living in the back of a Van playing at small venues.

The guitar diet consists of:
99ct Tacobell , Mcdonalds , Wendys and Ramen Noodles red bull and cocain.
FOB , PATD , MCR , ect and other bands are on this famous diet. The guitar diet
by K.Dahl August 16, 2007
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sea food diet

A type of diet that most fat people adhere to "the see food diet". When they see food they eat it!

This can be very misleading as it sound like quite a healthy low fat diet until you realize that sea doesn't mean sea (water) but seeing.
Gay Fat John: I'm going on the Sea Food Diet Dave!

Gay Dave: Oh John baby I can't wait 'til you lose weight.

Gay Fat John: Oh Dave you silly sausage, I don't mean Sea Food I mean if I see some food I'm going to eat it! It's similar to the see cock diet, but I don't mean cock (male chicken) I mean the other type of cock because I'm a gay boy.

Gay Dave: Ok John but I wish you'd lose some weight I'm sick of sucking you off, your sweat smells like a mixture between cheese and lard.

Gay Fat John: That's because I don't actually have blood anymore it's just a mixture of loads of different fats, cocoa fat, lard, bacon fat, vegetable oil, butter and cheese fat. It's the fat gay blokes way because all these fats and oils makes a good lube for gay butt sex.

Gay Dave: Oh I suppose you're right, you're always lubed up quite well, that must be why. You must save $$$'s on KY Jelly. WELL DONE!

Gay Fat John: Shut up and bang my bum hole!
by Karl "The K Man" Pilkington January 27, 2008
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Dethrottle

To win so ferociously its as if you took apart your contender piece by piece.
"I totally dethrottled you in scrabble!"
by HotTanCakes August 5, 2009
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Dieter

French Cyclist Always Talking About His Sex Life, His Road Bike And His Strava Status. He wears glasses to make him look smarter and he constantly shouts random words to arouse others and himself. He hates the Kiwis and always talks about removing Tasmania from the Australian map. He is 3 foot tall and has to bounce when he walks to seem cool. He loves informing others of their flaws and his masturbations.
He’s a real dieter
by Kyden brown June 10, 2020
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