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French Cyclist Always Talking About His Sex Life, His Road Bike And His Strava Status. He wears glasses to make him look smarter and he constantly shouts random words to arouse others and himself. He hates the Kiwis and always talks about removing Tasmania from the Australian map. He is 3 foot tall and has to bounce when he walks to seem cool. He loves informing others of their flaws and his masturbations.
by Kyden brown June 10, 2020
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