Dirt Nap

To pass out from drinking too much alcohol.

After the banquet, Mrs. Reynolds needed to take a serious dirt nap, yo.

Cooper needs a dirt nap.... even though he's a dog.

by Juju R. December 22, 2010

dirt nap

To be buried alvie, as in taking a nap under the dirt. Olg mobsters used to threaten this as punishment for unaccepted behavior.

Guy 1: If you don't bring our money you'll be taking a dirt nap.
Guy 2: Oh, please not that.

by mobstress April 28, 2005

Dirt Merchant

One who sells dirt

Those nubs from newtown are all a bunch of dirt merchants!

by Mayor Adam West May 26, 2004

Dirt Mcgirt

Weed that isn't worth smoking.Bad Weed.

Yo I'm not buying from Navia no mo, she has that Dirt Mcgirt.

by Adrian November 5, 2004

Dirt Squirrel

The Drink!

- quarter white wine
- fill with white gin until half cup.
- drop shot of baileys caramel.

cool, we got the gin and wine, now drop that shot, and lets get shmeggggered Dirt Squirrel

by MCundies March 27, 2008

dirt party

A social gathering where salacious information about each attendee is gathered from the web (by a computer program or a moderator) and presented via projectors, or some other delivery method.

Cornelia totally got slammed at the dirt party. Who knew she moonlighted as an S&M mistress?

by jefftimesten March 10, 2007

dirt church

The bar

We told gramma we we're headed to dirt church

by Tyson Wendler December 30, 2014