Richie Depression

That moment when you realize you're never going to meet Richie Tozier because he's a fictional character

I watch IT and I see Richie Tozier and now I have Richie Depression

by adetozier January 4, 2021

depression venting

Temporarily escaping the void by hyperbolic oversharing to friends, strangers or on social media.

Shamefully deleting posts after last nights wine fueled depression venting.

by LazerJesus February 22, 2021

Bush Depression

The name assigned to the second great economic depression, started in 2008, so as to differentiate it from the one which spanned the late 1920’s to the mid/late 1930’s. This huge economic disaster began during the term of the criminal George W. Bush (W = worst). The roots of the Bush Depression can be traced to the Republican deregulatory, “voo-doo economic” policies initiated under Ronald Reagan, continued by subsequent Republicans, and brought to a head by Bush's twisted regime. This greed-based house of cards finally collapsed, sending the U.S. economy into turmoil.

I lost my job during the Bush Depression, and now I'm standing in the soup line.

by trimmers March 6, 2009

Sino Depression

Sino Depression is a new type of depression that was recently introduced by SDC (Sino Depression Center).
It is heavily correlated to the following.

1. When China decided to close its gates indefinitely, giving all the foreign students the big sad.

2. When Chinese people talk about how nice China is at present.

Person 1: Oh no, my parents just passed away!

Person 2: Oh yea? Well at least you don't have Sino Depression.

Person 1: Oh I'm so sorry, my problem is nothing compared to yours, hope you will get over it.

by The Sad April 12, 2021

Deeply Depressed

A Reddit Copypasta saying "I'm deeply depressed. I don't find anything in life worth living. I'm tired of the endless cycle of getting up in the morning to do nothing. I don't know what to do anymore because frankly its driving me insane. I wake up, and i want to die. Nobody in my life knows anything about this and I'm afraid of telling them because i don't want to risk getting sent back to a mental hospital. I cant tell anybody and its burning me up inside. I'm done everybody. Goodbye." It's meant to parody people who keep posting about theyr depression online mostly doing it for attention and "sympathy"

Rebecca: I'm deeply depressed, I just have noone to talk t-

Niall: Shut the fuck up rebecca you keep talking about this shit everytime we go outside. We wont invite you anymore if you keep being such an annoying twat.

by akselly March 12, 2021

birthday depression

As people gets older, the upcoming looming birthday triggers a series of depression related to aging, lack of accomplishment, unhappiness.

Bob is going to be 50, man, he is going through serious birthday depression.

by DiseaseDrugDumbassFree August 1, 2016

minesweeper depression

A state of depression induced by pressing the square right next to the one you meant to press, resulting in a lost game. (often experienced when playing minesweeper on a touchscreen)

Max: "How's your game going?"
Uldis: "Aarrghhr *facepalm*
Max: "Aww dude, are you going to have a minesweeper depression?"

by mx781 October 12, 2011