Fake Depressed

A attention seeking individuals who use metal health as clout. Usually has a middle part haircut and likes posting mirror pics and sad Bart Simpson edits on instagram with XXXTENTACION music in the background. Age range is from 13-20 usually.

Alex is Fake Depressed

Yeah He Really Is

Have you seen his Instagram posts?
Yeah, the Bart Simpson one right?

by Alex Big Ben Jr April 26, 2021

Depression Barbie

When Stereotypical Barbie (Margot Robbie) goes through an existential crisis after asking the other Barbies if they ever thought about dying. Later on, Stereotypical Barbie started to cry, and then a "Depression Barbie" commercial plays.

My mom: What do you want for your 17th birthday?
Me: I would like a depression Barbie because I could totally relate to her. If only they existed…

by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 August 11, 2023

Bush Depression

The name assigned to the second great economic depression, started in 2008, so as to differentiate it from the one which spanned the late 1920’s to the mid/late 1930’s. This huge economic disaster began during the term of the criminal George W. Bush (W = worst). The roots of the Bush Depression can be traced to the Republican deregulatory, “voo-doo economic” policies initiated under Ronald Reagan, continued by subsequent Republicans, and brought to a head by Bush's twisted regime. This greed-based house of cards finally collapsed, sending the U.S. economy into turmoil.

I lost my job during the Bush Depression, and now I'm standing in the soup line.

by trimmers March 6, 2009

Beckham Depression

The tragic look on someone's face when they have been let down by someone else and fall into a spiral of unhappy emotions which often leads to a depressed look.

A: That guy at that table over there looks seriously upset.
B: He's probably been stood up and is facing Beckham Depression.

A: That man's gun accidentally went off and shot someone in the face. He's facing a life sentence and has been clinically diagnosed with Beckham Depression.

by xAJBx June 24, 2010

birthday depression

As people gets older, the upcoming looming birthday triggers a series of depression related to aging, lack of accomplishment, unhappiness.

Bob is going to be 50, man, he is going through serious birthday depression.

by DiseaseDrugDumbassFree August 1, 2016

pussy depression

When you have not had vigina in a while.That includes touching tasting and penetrating

Yea man my dude say he going through pussy depression

by yaboy11 December 17, 2015

minesweeper depression

A state of depression induced by pressing the square right next to the one you meant to press, resulting in a lost game. (often experienced when playing minesweeper on a touchscreen)

Max: "How's your game going?"
Uldis: "Aarrghhr *facepalm*
Max: "Aww dude, are you going to have a minesweeper depression?"

by mx781 October 12, 2011