deckchair

A variant of the Missionary sexual position, wherein the woman's knees are drawn fully back, her ankles often resting on the man's shoulders. The couple resembles an open deck chair.

If a woman can work at attaining a figure supple enough to do a deckchair, she can be assured of some very satisfying sex.

by wiz tooth April 10, 2010

Blumper Decker

Getting a blowjob while performing an upper decker

Did you here about slut last night giving him a blumper decker?

by Stevie Thunder April 25, 2009

Clumpkin decker

A girl being eaten out while taking a dump in the upper tank of the toilet

Clumpkin Decker, female version of blumpkin decker

by Deuceknevil August 10, 2010

deckno

Deck techno music embraced by hipsters and those considered "cool".

Techno sucks, but that Moby song was pretty good. It's definately deckno.

by Brandon Rye June 13, 2005

double decker

When you take a deuce in the upper tank of the toilet. Leaving the owners to believe the toilet is broken, since the water comes out brown and pieces of fieces. This continues until someone either scoops it out of the upper tank or it dissolves.

Usually happens at mad crazy house parties or when someone mad dogs another person and allows them to use their bathroom.

by Tony April 21, 2004

Upper Decker Double Blumpkin

When a man is taking a dump in the tank of a toilet while a female is sitting on the bowl taking a dump while facing him and performing oral sex on him.

Yo I was taking a shit and Tracy want to give me a blumpkin but she also had to take a shit so we did an Upper Decker Double Blumpkin

by Roger Podacter September 19, 2010

double decker

When you sit on your homie’s shoulders with your nuts in his face and shit through the space in between his legs.

Yo, me and devon dropped a steaming double decker earlier in the church bathroom!

by lads9 September 8, 2018