S’free’cunsh

A termed coined by comedian/cult leader Chris D’Elia indicating that America is indeed a free country. This term is typically used after Chris makes fun of a cuda (see y’cuda definition) due to the fact that he/she is still entitled to that action regardless of how stupid they are.

Now, you can do a pregnancy photo shoot all you want. If you do, y’cuda. S’free’cunsh, but y’still cuda.

I just got naked in my Audi dealership because y’know...S’free’cunsh.

by atruebaby November 3, 2017

cunt-faced whore

Stupid bitch with no consideraion;
Possible not to even have a reason to hate this person.

Don't talk shit, you cunt-faced whore!

by Elizabizzle May 26, 2006

cunt sludge

A mucus-like substance that forms on the outer vaginal lips, usually as a result of sustained coital activity. Presents itself in various colors, from white to muddy brown. Occurs as a result of the sexual lubricants coagulating due to friction and the drying effect of exposure to the air.

More commonly referred to as fanny batter.

Darling, would you mind terribly if I wipe away the cunt sludge before performing cunnilingus?

or

Jeez, my cock is covered in your cunt sludge!

by Irritatus Maximus October 1, 2007

Cunt Bruiser

term given to a sexually active male that displays the ability to bruise vagina's in the process of sexual intercourse.

Person A: "Dude, my girlfriend's ex-boyfriend was a real cunt bruiser."

Person B: "How can you tell?"

Person A: "Better question, how can't you? Ever seen Saw II?"

by van Orden December 14, 2010

Jurassic cunt

A disgusting woman with an old, constantly used, stretched out vagina, one that is possibly also yeasty like a dusty muffin. Normally used as a insult in a roast fest.

Go back to the old folks home you Jurassic cunt (with that sexy tank of oxygen)!

That cougar has a nasty Jurassic cunt; not even plastic surgery could fix that mess.

by Knows way too damn much November 6, 2010

cuntstipated

Verb: cuntstipate
1. cause to be cuntstipated

Adjective: cuntstipated
1. have difficult, incomplete or infrequent access to female genitals

Stan: Hey Greg, what's your sister doing this weekend?
Greg: Dunno numbnuts, why?
Stan: I have been a bit cuntstipated lately. I was thinking I might try and bum a shag off her.

by Scobar September 22, 2005

cunt duster

Someone who has sexual intercourse with a woman who has not had sex in a while. As in, dusting hypothetic cobwebs from an unused cunt.

'Tarquin shagged the Queen? Shit, what a cunt duster.'

by Swift January 7, 2005