Cumstomping

The act of stomping on cum so that it goes through the drain

"Hey, do you know how to get rid of shower jellies?"
"Hell yeah, I learnt the best cumstomping technique while I was in the Navy, I'll teach you!"

by theNavy'sAsGayAsUrMom March 8, 2022

Cumstipated

Adj. that describes the ache that comes from blue balls.

God she could've at least finished me off, now I'm just cumstipated.

by mewmewmew666666 March 26, 2022

cumshot

a large squirt of cum in ur mom.

i just had a cumshot

by creamy bastard March 28, 2022

Cumslaughter

A way of describing cum in a more sexy way

Wanna commit cumslaughter?

no

by DeveUser April 13, 2022

cumshitstain

When your best friend has a last name that’s close to cumshitstain but you cannot pronounce his actual last name.

cum-shit-stain: the pronunciation of Ed’s last name.

Cum-shit-stain: verb: when you fart a juicy fart while having an orgasm.

Oh baby, your chili dinner was so good before sex that I had to fart when I came and I think I left a cumshitstain.. oops!

by Clubhouse rules April 14, 2022

Cumshovel

A "cumshovel" is referring to your penis for its intended purpose. A cum shovels main purpose is to shovel cum. After this the female partner is so grateful she rewards you with some sloppy toppy, thus recycling the cum.

If you dont understand Still Google "why is my penis mushroom shaped?"

Ex 1:Bob broke up with his girlfriend, now Jack is dating her. Now Jack is Bob's "Cumshovel".
Ex 2: I can't wait to clean her guts out with my "cumshovel".

by Bigslongsurvivor April 23, 2022

Cumstered

A gaming term used when one play destroys an entire team solo with ease.

Gamer 1: Knocked one, knocked two, team wipe!

Gamer 2: Bro you cumstered that team

Gamer 1: it’s cum or be cumstered!

by Girth Quake May 1, 2022