When you're skullfucking a girl so hard that it starts to elongate the back of her head causing her to look like she's from the worst Indiana Jones movie.
Joe: Dude what's wrong with Sarah's head?
Matt: I Kingdom of the Crystal Skullfucked her last night
*high five*
Matt: I Kingdom of the Crystal Skullfucked her last night
*high five*
by Nard Master February 27, 2017
Get the Kingdom of the Crystal Skullfuckmug. by Zippy Crystal May 26, 2025
Get the Zippy Crystalsmug. When your squishin with your girl and when she cums you say, "I'll have what she's having!" Then blast on her face.
by Phil Spritzer January 25, 2016
Get the willy crystalmug. by NattyDee August 30, 2019
Get the dick crystalmug. by anonymous June 4, 2023
Get the flavor crystalsmug. A beautiful light skin girl. She is a rare beauty, who is extremely smart, though chic who won’t take any bullshit, strong willed, dedicated, humble and crazy but in a healthy way, optimistic, adventurous. A woman who wants to change the world. She is wise beyond her years, have great instincts, and is just simply fabulous!
She is very talented, although she won't admit it.... She has a beautiful face, she is tall and just amazing!
Crystal has a good personality always smiling and in a good mood. She's very fun to be around never have a dull moment with her. She has a very nice shape and she's also very athletic, loving, and caring. She cares more about other people than herself. She’s at sometimes clumsy but that’s natural.
She is the most amazing woman you'll ever meet. She is kind, loyal, generous, thoughtful, compassionate and has a shining heart.
She is very talented, although she won't admit it.... She has a beautiful face, she is tall and just amazing!
Crystal has a good personality always smiling and in a good mood. She's very fun to be around never have a dull moment with her. She has a very nice shape and she's also very athletic, loving, and caring. She cares more about other people than herself. She’s at sometimes clumsy but that’s natural.
She is the most amazing woman you'll ever meet. She is kind, loyal, generous, thoughtful, compassionate and has a shining heart.
by CT101 November 21, 2021
Get the Crystalmug. Crystals are everything you read about her. Loyal, whore, dead-beat mom, daddy issues , the most beautiful girl you have ever seen, ambitious, lazy stripper, selfless, amazing bod, one of the best friends you could ever have, depressed, God's gift to men, great driver, devoted family member, cocky and the hardest person to try and get your obvious point across too. Every Crystal you stumble upon will encompass at least five of these qualities. Bonus points if she is a Capricorn because she will encompass at least 10 of these qualities. Sorry no ass tho, but Crystals be cooking. They are amazing in bed and do jumping jacks on the D. Some Crystals know the Kama Sutra as it is the only book they have ever read. As once spoken by the great Meg thee Stallion, "If it don't hang, he can't bang" but Crystals take a different approach. If there is too much hang, there will be no bang. If you are able to land a Crystal it will be your greatest achievement. And your life will be, as Crystals would say, "all Gucci in the Cucci."
Person 1:*opens eyes, looks around and doesn't see any Crystals* Am I in hell?
Person 2: Yes, Where Crystals cease to exist.
Person 2: Yes, Where Crystals cease to exist.
by ThisNeverHappened February 13, 2022
Get the Crystalmug.