Crystal Teardrop

When a little bit of shit pops out during anal sex.

Holy fuck, you pulled out too fast. I think I laid a crystal teardrop.

by waltersplat November 22, 2023

Crystal "Ide close it"

Named "Crystal Ide" at birth, a person who is proficient in the art of closing deals, and is therefore named, Crystal "Ide close it."

Danny Wojcicki removed Crystal "Ide close it" from the group.

by jmcclure26 January 10, 2018

Crystal Rock

When you’re having anal sex and right as the man is about to finish, you start to shit, and he ejaculates on the shit, thus creating a crystal rock.

Yo Caitlin, I heard Max gave you a crystal rock last week!

by maxwellkona4 February 26, 2021

Crystal girl

Savannah skeldon

Savannahs such a crystal girl

by Bob _ the_builder December 15, 2021

Crystal's Luke

Luke is a guy, usually a red head who is obsessed with one girl and one girl only. (Crystal) So basically, a simp. He overuses the word cool but really loves whoever he likes. (Crystal) He trusts whoever he likes, (Crystal,) and has nothing to hide. Also, he goes to girl he likes best friend (Ava) and tells her on a daily how cool Crystal is cause he's a simp. Also, all Ava is used for is to express his love for her. (Crystal.) Also he apparently is very excited to get his license.

Yo Ava, who is he?

Oh Crystal's Luke, he's this guy who is a simp for Crystal and thinks she's VERY cool.

by avadabest1 November 26, 2021

Crystal

Crystal is one of the prettiest girls. She has a great personality and always makes you laugh. She is so sweet and kind-no matter what, she will put a smile on your face. She is so smart(street, not book) and kind. Everyone loves her. She is not afraid to stand up to what she thinks is wrong. She is independent but is not afraid to have a little fun with her best friends. She is open and one of the best people. She is not afraid to beat someones ass if necessary. She herself is a bad-ass. She is the bestest friend to have. PERIODT

Person: Hey, Crystal right?
Crystal: Yeah, how did you know?
Person: Everyone knows you. You are the best.

by ( ¬_¬) November 3, 2023

Crystal

1. "Crystal symbolizes something clear or precious and derives from "krystallos," which is the Greek word for ice." - thebump.com
2. "A piece of a homogeneous solid substance having a natural geometrically regular form with symmetrically arranged plane faces. " AKA "A rock" - Google Definitions
3. CRYSTAL METH!! MY FAVOURITE

1. There she is! Isn't that Crystal?
2. What crystal should I buy? Rose quartz or Jasper?
3. Pass dat crystal meth woulda?

by peewater September 23, 2022