Crunchy Mom

Crunchy mom is the new term for a modern day Karen. Crunchy moms let their kids eat rocks and dirt and ignore any form of science. They use the term crunchy as a way to justify shaming other mothers who don’t do things that they like such as formula feeding or caring about safe sleep.

Did you hear about Alice? She’s “ crunchy “she said I can let my kid eat rocks because it’s good for him!! She definitely didn’t get a medical degree from google.

Crunchy mom: a mom who is a bitch

by omgsocrunchy November 2, 2021

clit cruncher

Some one who breaks or damages you clit by playing with it too hard.

Someone whos licks or fingers a clit so hard that it hurts the female. This could result in a clit crunching sound wherby the clit is damaged or broken. Clit crunchers focus and spend to much time playing hard with the clit. They are as they may bite too hard on your clit. Clit cruncher makes you feel like he is breaking your clit.

God! you rubbed and bit my clit so hard it made a clicking sound you fucking clit-cruncher, you have broken it.

by japseye September 19, 2007

crunchy

A feeling of being a bit overstimulated, a bit fried, a bit edgy, a bit hypertensive, and generally not content in one's body - usually used in references to the effect of a drug.. While feeling crunchy, one's experience of prana or chi is unfavorable. Feeling crunchy is the opposite of the energetically fluid and yummy body high that most prefer.

Man the first 3 hours of that 150mg dose of pure MDA was awesome, but then I felt pretty crunchy as it wore off..

by BringYourOwnBIOS January 4, 2012

Crunchies

Crack induced munchies

I just shot up and now i have the Crunchies real bad

by kylebar7 September 30, 2010

crunchy

The expression said when notes or chords are sung or played and they sound really dissonant.

Really awesome chord is sung by a choir
Girl: "Crunchy!"

by Sopranoalto December 17, 2010

Crunchy Sandwich

The act of shitting in a girls vagina, then the guy proceeds to vomit on that shit, the girl then mounts his face and sandwiches in the shit and vomit onto his face..leaving him with a crunchy sandwich

Laura gave ciaran a mean crunchy sandwich last night..

by Fanny McSweaty November 7, 2009

but crunch

some one who likes to crunch but or an exercise wear u clench your butocks together

gym instructer give me 20 but crunch you lazy fat bitch

lazy fat bitch runs for the door

by skateboard pleb August 12, 2006