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crystal light

Crystal light is the process of taking crystal light and shoving it inside of your asshole. Then you start creaming out of your butthole and the cream is flavored and you start boxing it up and shipping it out to people labeled as flavored whipped cream.
I made some crystal light today and I made lots of money.
by Yahoones February 13, 2023
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Crystal pickle

When you get your sexual partner to blow meth down your dick hole and have a hard on for 3 days.
My hoe gave me a crystal pickle and I hard a boner for 3 days.
by Urhighnezz February 16, 2023
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Crystal pickle

When your getting a blow job and your sexual partner blows meth down your shaft, and you stay hard for 3 days.
My wife got me a crystal pickle for my birthday I had a bones for 3 days.
by Urhighnezz February 17, 2023
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Crystal Meth

Walter white and Jesse Pinkman's piece of art
Walter white: Do you want to make crystal meth with me
Jesse pinkman: Yes
by ThatOneGuy3420 May 12, 2025
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Zippy Crystals

Crystal meth or methamphetamine Tina, ice those white little crystals that make you go zoom zoom
Yo you got dem zippy Crystals I gotta stay up for 6 more days
by Zippy Crystal May 26, 2025
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Crystal Ball

Karen stared diligently into her crystal ball.
by TumescentMule May 31, 2025
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