combat cock wash

To hold the end of your foreskin as you urinate, as the foreskin fills to its limit release the skin and urine. Repeat a few times and the end result is a helmet free from smeg.

the combat cock wash is used by british forces in field conditions where there are no showers.

by Rik78 November 16, 2009

comatoast

You are so exhausted and hungry that you start to have auditory and visual hallucinations. Your responses are delayed and distorted, comatose becomes comatoast. Once you do respond, if you do respond to social interactions, your response can appear completely irrelevant due to the lag (in fact your mind and body have separated and it takes some time for your neural networks to reach the cave where your processing mechanism is hiding). You are unable to make appropriate choices and when the barista asks single or double to reply double if not triple. Your overindulgence in caffeine, alcohol, chocolate and sex fail to return you to a normal state. There is no known cure for comatoast but the state does lapse and symptoms may disappear for months at a time (especially when you abandon your worldly possessions, quit your job and wander in tropical countries).

I was waiting for my friend on a park bench, (within arms reach of caffeine) it was a lovely sunny day, I soaked up the rays and stared blankly ahead, I was so tired I was comatoast.

by cognitivecoma October 5, 2011

los compadres

The best Mexican restaurant in the whole wide world that is a fact

Man los compadres is littt

by Isaac cortes February 18, 2017

Pet Mans car finace company:-Bad credit or C.C.J's no problem!

Cash free motors at cash free prices.

Cheers fatty!

by Twink & Bear. September 3, 2003

Black Company

Someone that acts like a complete and total fucking douche canoe while interacting with friends and acquaintenances. Often vaguely tries to threaten them and make them uncomfortable for no apparent reason. Usually has a small penis.

The Black Company said he'd report us to the landlord for playing our music too loud again. That was after he showed up and ate our food and drank our beer.

by dougchartier November 10, 2011

E's Company

A man who has two roomates & they like to do alot of ecstacy & hang out at the Regal Beagle.

I watched E's Company last night & Jim Tripper BF'd Larry while Crissy and Janet filmed it.

by Doyle February 18, 2004

Companion

friends are mf dangerous so get u a companion like Amanda to fuck shit up with

Companions for life

by COMPANION63726372 November 16, 2017