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contra-inception

noun - the act of going into a dream within a dream within a dream, to convince a female (whose mind you are in) that you are using contraception during intercourse, when in fact you are not.
Bro 1: So you wore a condom, right?
Bro 2: Hell no! I'm a stark believer in contra-inception and raw-dogging it.
by Bobble Head Iron Man December 16, 2013
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Colorado Snowman

When a man masturbates during the winter but does not clean any of the residue, semen or "snow", off during the entire winter eventually leading to a point of no return where the penis is no longer visible and only a snowman shaped figure can be made out of the residue near the end of the winter.
Did ya hear about Earl? His mom caught with a Colorado Snowman and now he has to repent for his sins!... and take a bath!
by Brownsugar December 30, 2013
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contra-3

The 3 topics you cannot bring up in mixed company (such as a family reunion, a business meeting, a neighborhood potluck, a wedding, etc.) without starting controversy and possibly a fire: Politics, religion, and sex.
"Don't sweat it, Luis. The folks around here are fine as long as you skip the contra-3--steer clear of those and you'll be fine.
by anything_going_on? February 4, 2014
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Contrabular

Noun.
An act or process that leaves somebody with shat pants.
"Man, that double backflip made me contrabular. I'm going to need a minute"
by Quagga Paste February 6, 2014
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Colorado Muff Puffer

When you roll a fat blunt, light it, and fuck a girl with the unlit end of it, getting her high.
Chris: Hey Alex, what did you and your girl do yesterday?
Alex: We just hung out in her room, and I Colorado Muff Puffed her. She was REALLY stoned!
Chris: Cool! I'm gonna give my girl a Colorado Muff Puffer now! Thanks man!
Alex: No problem!
by 50NU5 February 21, 2014
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Colorado mark up

The difference between the higher price you pay in an adult use dispensaries and the lower black market rate for equivalent goods.
Guy 1: "Man I could use some bud."
Guy 2: "Lets hit the pot shops, shits legal now."
Guy 1: "No, I gotta wait for my dealer to get back to me, I cant afford the Colorado mark up."
by Humboldt glottologist March 5, 2014
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colorado time

Sorry I am late bro, I am on Colorado Time
by Colorado June 24, 2014
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