A: A school for squares and bros.
B: An imaginary college behind Jimmy John's (especially when used by a student at the University of Minnesota).
C: A depository of nice Lutheran girls.
B: An imaginary college behind Jimmy John's (especially when used by a student at the University of Minnesota).
C: A depository of nice Lutheran girls.
Usage A:
Mom 1: "My son goes to Augsburg College."
Mom 2: "Ahh, he must be quite the little brah."
Mom 1: "You're right, he is."
Usage B:
U student 1: "I went to get a sandwich the other day and I swore I saw a college bookstore across the street."
U student 2: "Were you drunk?"
U student 1: "Probably. My mistake."
Usage C:
Dude 1: "I hear you got a new girlfriend."
Dude 2: "I did. She studies Youth and Family Ministry at Augsburg College."
Dude 1: "She must be a very nice young woman with a healthy spirituality."
Dude 2: "Don't forget about her physical attrativeness!"
Mom 1: "My son goes to Augsburg College."
Mom 2: "Ahh, he must be quite the little brah."
Mom 1: "You're right, he is."
Usage B:
U student 1: "I went to get a sandwich the other day and I swore I saw a college bookstore across the street."
U student 2: "Were you drunk?"
U student 1: "Probably. My mistake."
Usage C:
Dude 1: "I hear you got a new girlfriend."
Dude 2: "I did. She studies Youth and Family Ministry at Augsburg College."
Dude 1: "She must be a very nice young woman with a healthy spirituality."
Dude 2: "Don't forget about her physical attrativeness!"
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While it is a small school, it is in the heart of a gorgeous city full of historic architecture, including many houses and churches, and is a quick drive to many beaches and parks. The College of Charleston is a liberal arts school with a very dynamic student body (just around two-thirds female) and a competitive athletic program.
While it is a small school, it is in the heart of a gorgeous city full of historic architecture, including many houses and churches, and is a quick drive to many beaches and parks. The College of Charleston is a liberal arts school with a very dynamic student body (just around two-thirds female) and a competitive athletic program.
The College of Knowledge is the best college in the country. Students are fun and exciting, the women are gorgeous, the sports are successful, and you can't beat Charleston, SC.
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