cleanster

A close relative of the standard issue scenester, the typical cleanster showers one or more times a day (in the morning, and perhaps before gracing the venue) and likes to keep their room organized and smelling great. Cleansters put bros before hos, dig brooms but not 'shrooms, and prefer pierced clits over cancer sticks.

Cleansters are often accused of being vain, but I mean, they smell real nice and are really friendly so who can blame 'em?

Cleansters' nearest cousins rally under the cry "omfg.wtf.bbq xYoUx xArEx xSoooOx xScEnEx!!!!". Cleansters on the other hand, with their superior spelling and grammar, rally under the cry "Oh my fucking god; what the fuck? You are so clean!"

Cleansters typically keep with the trend of the day but lag just behind the cutting edge. They are quick to adopt and own the latest fads on the market; Swiffer, Ultra Tide 2, whatever.

Cleansters are hard to avoid, due to the fact that you can't smell them coming, but you can be sure that they'll be at the next indie, emo, punk, shoegaze, post-rock, noise-art show with a bottle of Purell in the back pocket of their skin-tight jeans.

"xxxomfg.wtf.bbqxxx? Did you see her room? She's such a cleanster... xoxoxox"

by Steven Luscher May 23, 2006

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Clear Springs Football

2012: The first football team to beat Pearland High School at their own stadium in six years. These boys of fall neverback down, and work extremely hard.

I love Clear Springs Football.

by Texasgirlforever October 6, 2011

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ankle cleavage

The bunching up of fat that gathers at the top of one's shoes. It bears a striking resemblance to an ass crack or a woman's cleavage. Often caused by cankles.

Jesus, check out the ankle cleavage on that bitch.

*earth rumbles beneath her feet*

by Dougy Fresh Catalonia May 21, 2007

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anal cleavage

The part of the butt that is visible, usually on a girl when her jeans don't cover the top of the butt. Also know as the butt crack.

That girl has the biggest anal cleavage hanging out of those jeans!

by Unstickytape March 5, 2008

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Cleavage-tastic Day

1. A day that is filled with so much cleavage and/or of such great quality, that the entire quality of the day is increased. Usually for guys only.

2. Day in which you see down the shirt of your crushes blouse for the first time and is so great that the quality of the day is increased. Again, usually for guys.

1. Joe: "Man, my day sucked!"

Steve: "Mine would have been shity, but I had a Cleavage-tastic Day! I saw down Jessica Alba's shirt!"

2. Joe: "Dude, I had a Cleavage-tastic Day!"

Steve: "Really!?! You saw down Cindi's shirt?"

Joe: "Yes I did Steve, Yes I did".

by Dr. Awesome-BatCow December 9, 2008

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