chaps

a girl who has lost her virginty and then lies about it

damn! gina won't admit she's a chaps hoe bag!

by b January 26, 2005

chapstick licker

Antonym of 'lipstick lesbian'. A bi- yet primarily straight gentleman who engages in occasional homo activity primarily to impress people.

Person A: Dude, What is Dan going down on Gay Phil?
Person B: Oh man - that dude is such a chapstick licker.
Person A: sick!

by DemonReamer December 14, 2008

Scrotal clamps

Two cup-shaped linked objects that squeeze testicles together.

Scrotal clamps are often ornamental items for the mantlepiece or the deep freezer, where these inconspicious items - often silver - hauntingly nest.

Gentlemen that prefer S&M discreetly can wear them during tight business meetings to further enhance humiliation.

Or as punishment for a torn förhudsros or lost precious kandelbär.

"Darling will you get me an egg cup - no not my scrotal clamps - just an egg cup please?"

"He squirmed as he realised the scrotal clamps were fresh from the freezer".

"Like acupuncture, his tight scrotal clamps helped him overcome being fired."
"Worn out förhudsros and heavy kandelbär - he realised he might as well enjoy some scrotal clamps at brunch."

by Snurrgurkan May 18, 2009

Clabsos

English for 🆑🆎🆘
In the state of being excited or describing a noun that was exciting and/or fun.

Josh: Dude that sorority party was clabsos

Joe: Yeah totally clabsos dude

by HypebeastClabsos November 9, 2017

Chapstick Lesbian

A chapstick lesbian is a lesbian who is more masculine than anything else.

Sandra is a chapstick lesbian because she is very masculine and they call themselves a chapstick lesbian

by Annabithbae June 6, 2021

Snow Caps

A gaggle of old people.

The YMCA pool is always filled with snow caps.

by kamj2 April 9, 2010

CLABSOS

Big Dick Gang

Yeah those boys are part of CLAAAABSOS if ya know what i mean

"Oh baby i got one of those CLABSOS boys"

by "pike" June 29, 2020