clapping the ham

Yet another phrase which relates to the act of masturbation, named after the great man clapham

he spent all afternoon "clapping the ham"

by clappy van winkle April 10, 2003

clappy cheeks

when a girls butt cheeks seem to move in a wave-like movement whenever she walks..kinda in slow motion

damn check that girl out with the sweat pants, she got goddamn clappy cheeks

by rockos nachos September 26, 2009

handi-clapped

a person who is challenged in the action of clapping their hands, due to either an injury to one or both of the hands or the person's level of intelligence.

1.In hurting her hand the hippie became handi-clapped
2. Don't make fun of that kid, he's totally handi-clapped bro.

by DarkChocoFriendOreo December 9, 2008

Clappery

the amount of applause you get, measured per clap on a scale of minor clappage up to extreme clappage.

Hot damn! That singer lady sure got a barrel fulla clappery!

by Merry Gerald March 9, 2009

Crappa

A rapper who really really sucks balls. A crap rapper.

*Radio playing* Oh my God, Homie Dogg is such a crappa. His songs suck!

by DiAAh01 June 22, 2008

clappy

A good feeling; good.

I'm feeling really clappy today because it is a weekend.

by Patt :3 January 23, 2011

clappered

tired, rooted, stuffed, fucked

Dude, ima so clappered i cant go out 2night but i can 2moz nite!!

by Nikki xXx January 17, 2005