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Chock

When it’s not a chode but also not a cock🙄
Girl that boy had a total chock you can do better.”
by Bobseytwins01 May 16, 2019
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Flamin Chok

This is when a teenager to adult male eats no less then medium size bg of flamin cheetos and then repeatingly masturbates (jacks off) with the hand he used to eat the spicy food, this then creats a flaming cheeto cock or flaming chok. This has been known to create a more pleasureably masturbation. A good nickname or if needed to be used in a different context would be rasping.
Flamin Chok: I tried to rub Billy off but when he showed me his woody I knew he was a rasping.
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Strangle-choke

DSM-IV

1) A condition wherein, a person who is an expert at a task, is forced to watch or teach a person who is horrible at the task move really really REALLY slowly. E.G., a luddite using a computer mouse for the first time. The person who is adroit at the task, slowly goes crazy watching the inept person trying to complete this simple thing, and wants to alternately strangle and choke them...but you'd never do such a thing.

2) When walking in a large city, with many pedestrians who are moving slowly, and are not self-aware, that block your path, don't walk straight, stop to take pictures of buildings, et cetera...and you...the fast walker, want to strangle and or choke them and move on...but you'd of course never do such a thing.

3) Anytime you're so pissed at someone or a pet, and you fantasize about strangling and choking them...even though you are so anti-violence that you're a vegan and a card carrying member of Amnesty International
So I'm at my sister's, and holy shit, I effing wanted to strangle-choke her like six times! She's trying to find some pictures on her puter, and I'm showing her how to use Windows Explorer, and WOW, she's a total computer idiot! Finally, I just knocked her ass out of the chair and showed her what to do before someone (her) got strangled, and or choked!
by The Fig December 8, 2011
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Jizzy Choke

When one deep throats and their partner finishes while in their throat.
Wash down that bad attitude with a nice cold Jizzy Choke.
by B.D.P. July 21, 2018
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stroke and choke

When a woman pleasures a man with a hand job, and afterwards getting a delicious cream pie which she swallows.
Hey dude you know that brunette i met at starbucks? She totally gave me a Stroke and Choke last night.
by fuckmyass.com June 18, 2017
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chodka

"One pint of chodka, please!"
by Solly July 24, 2004
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Choke

1) Fran choked on that test; every time I looked over she was sitting there chewing on her eraser. She couldn't have done well.

2) Donald choked Ricky to death after finding out that Ricky had informed the police of Donald's illegal imports.
by Diggity Monkeez January 23, 2005
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