crankshaft

The answer that one gives when asked a question that one either does not know or simply does not want to give an answer to. This response hails from the 'Churchill' car insurance advert in which their mascot dog (Named Churchill) is being asked questions. He gives the answer "CRANKSHAFT" before the lady asking the question has finished speaking.

Example 1:
A: "Do any of you know where my keys are?"
B: "CRANKSHAFT"

Example 2:
A: "What should I do in the event of a fire?"
B: "CRANKSHAFT"

crankshaft by Doodlebugz February 5, 2008

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Crankin

Also known as Cranking, this term is used to define the act of crying and wanking at the same time

Keith: Jon has seemed happy lately, do you know why?
Jax: Yeah, he's been crankin in the schools bathrooms every period

Crankin by CrankinJax June 7, 2018

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cracky

cracky (adj) a word used to describe a positive or negative event/thing or person

cracky (noun) a person that has been very cranky, annoying, or a pain.

“Don’t be cracky”
“You’re pretty cracky!”

“You’re such a cracky!”

cracky by sophie simon November 7, 2018

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crank bug

The tiny flashes of light that you see in your peripheral vision shooting across the room like shooting stars when you’ve been up on meth for 5 to 10 days.

Damn! Look at Bill tying to duck the crank bugs!

crank bug by Random Zen April 23, 2003