Connor

Lover of hounds; hound nobleman

Hey Connor, how was that bitch last night? | Oh it was great, I'm living up to my name

by I dont know.. July 18, 2010

Connor

A fat sweaty retard with the means of doing nothing but viguriously masturbate all day watching 24 hour long jelking compilations. If you see or meet a Connor, you will immediately feel a sense of regret and remorse for the parents who have birthed them. Consulting an obortionist if it isn't too late to remove this useless seed is the best tip I could provide.

Man #1: Have you met Connor?
Man #2: I'd rather kill myself.

by memeware March 19, 2018

Conner'd

Losing a two-pair hand in Texas Hold'em to a three-of-a-kind.

Boy, he really Conner'd me that time!

by TexasHoldemSlang April 9, 2008

connor bird

someone who has a striking resemblance to charlie from always sunny. people with this name are known to be alcoholics and usually break a lot of shit while drunk. he may be gay?? he is also a chain smoking varsity athlete with stockholm syndrome and what is refered to as a "bird point".

oh no connor bird is drunk again, hide your children

by Fancypants213 February 25, 2009

Connor Acronym

When you use an acronym in an email, chat, etc that you just made up. It's not one of those famous ones like "lol" or "lmao" or "rofl" . ONLY TOTAL IDIOTS DO THIS

Person 1: do you like cupcakes?

Person 2: nilc

Person 1: nilc?

Person 2: oh, its stands for No I Like Cookies

Person 1: pleez, don't use a connor acronym

by cupcake_man May 5, 2010

Connor

Connor is awesome. He's cute and funny and super smart. He looks great in red t-shirts and always eats a peach in the morning. His hair is short. All the girls are in love with him. He plays multiple varsity sports, therefore he spends a lot of his time in locker rooms. Connor is a good big brother. Connor is a son who kisses his mom before school. Connor reads novels and listens to music on the bus.

Damn, he's hot. Must be a Connor.

by Blunt_Honesty_by_C June 28, 2014

drunk conner

a form of desperate seduction when under the influence of alcohol. not to be confused with an angry willis, the drunk conner is done with the use of a cell phone. the person utilizing the drunk conner first steals the cell phone of his target and purposely calls his own phone to secretively get the girl's number. then, at the end of the night, the seducer texts the target,"you're hot," as a last ditch effort to get some but ultimately fails.

Guy: Hey can I have your number?
Girl: No
(Guy discretely takes girl's phone and dials his own phone to get her number)
At the end of the night...
(Girl receives text message)
Girl: I got a text message!
Girl#2: What does it say!?
Girl: YOU'RE HOT
Girl#2: Oh no, looks like he just a pulled a drunk conner on you

by robert decker January 11, 2008