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UrbanDictionary.com

A website where people who have NO CLUE and NO INTELLIGENCE define words they don't understand. (With the exception of a few people like me and a few of you leets or music fans who know.) Almost all definitions on here are TOTALLY wrong!!! Suburban housewifes use it to look stuff up and then misuse the terms. Dumb kids use it to type in wrong definitions. (I learned this at church when some people started trying to define Shizz and Shizzle & when I read what people here think 1337 means.) RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN FROM THIS LOSER SITE!!!!
URBAN-DICK EXAMPLE:"I'm some dumb kid who watched a movie about hackers so I went to UrbanDictionary.com to post the def of hacker terms. Plus I know SHIT about rap shizz so I posted some stuff about that too."

EXAMPLES OF WRONG USES OF TERMS FOUND IN STUPID URBAN DICK-TIONARY.cum:
1. "geez mate i drank too much.....hang here guys, i need to go shizzle"
2. "I left my shizz on the carpet next to my beer and the new shizz comp."
3. "After I bum-raped the guy, I forced him to eat the shizz!"

EXAMPLE THAT ILLUSTRATING TYPICAL DEFINITIONS FOUND HERE:
1. 1337 = "most commonly used for people who don't know what 1337 is about and think it is cool." (At least, when it comes to the dumb shit they post here it's true they don't know what it is.)
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