closet camping

1) getting fucked up and camping in your walk in closet with a group of friends, while rolling BALLS!
2) Taking a shit load of tabs and after along night, going into camp the closet and snort more tabs
3) Fucking a bitch in your walk in closet while wearing your mom's old 80s neon colored jacket.

We fired up that pert blunt and popped a few white apples.. then the 6 of us went closet camping for about 4 hours until 9 am.

Yeah man, I shit on that bitches' chest the other night when her and i closet camped.. i blew my load in her hair too!

by jjackison October 7, 2007

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closer

Someone who ends all group chats or social events when they show up because nobody likes them. They "close" the social event.

Dude, watch out for the closer, we cant have her at our party.

by Eddy S. October 31, 2007

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closet jew

someone who hides their jewish identity

Paul Rudd is a closet jew just like Cary Grant.

by hairinmymouth March 22, 2009

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closet gangster

Someone who dresses preppy,emo, or of some other 'trend' but truly inside they are gangster. Enjoy gangster music, gangster clothes,gangster boys or girls.

DAMN kelci and christen are closet gangsters

by kelci christen December 30, 2008

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close call

That moment when you're pulling your pants down and sitting on a toilet at the same time, and your shit starts.

Guy 1: man that was a close call, I wasn't even fully on the toilet.

Guy 2: did you make a mess?

Guy 1: a little bit, but at least we're in MacDonald's.

by shitpantsmcgee March 10, 2014

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