Celaphorigism

noun: meaning body milk. White, creamy substance that is excreted from the male and female genitals.

Look Janet! All those kids are seeping into the sheets from your celaphorigism!

by Christurn April 1, 2007

cevop

Cyber Evolution-Professional(cevo), commonly used in the game Counterstrike: Source. It is a Got Games competition for where the best teams play against each other. It defines someone as being very good at the game or it can also be used as taking the piss out of someone that's utterly dud.

*DEAD* Aus Team: nice shot man
*DEAD* NZ Team: lol im cevop :P

by samick April 27, 2008

Cereal Session

When you and a buddy pour some cereal (Cheerios most of the time) and sit on a table and chat about personal issues.

John: Hey man lets have a Cereal Session

Brandon: hell yeah!

(John and Brandon pull up a seat and begin talking as their eating cereal.)

John: Hey whats up how life man?

Brandon: Dude I think my girlfriend is cheating on me.

John: why man?

Brandon: cause I think I might have herpes, my balls itch.

John: aww man that fucking sucks.

John: Yeah, Last week I was on vacation. I saw some chick and she was all over me man and then she told meet meet her in room 201.

Brandon: what? no way?

John: yeah dude, weird huh?

by Orange Crush Soda September 12, 2009

Celebridouche

Someone famous for being famous who also happens to be extremely unlikable.

The entire cast of Jersey Shore has now reached celebridouche status in American pop culture.

by Ian Mott February 3, 2010

Central Cabarrus

A place where students are taught on a high school level in the middle of no where. Is known as the backwoods of Cabarrus County

Omg did you say you go to Central Cabarrus because I heard that is where no and where meet.

by whenlovetakesroot January 8, 2011

Celebratory Departure Bowl

The last bowl of marijuana (or any drugs to be places into a bowl and smoked) packed just before a person (or group of people) leaves someone's place of residence or other place where said drugs were being smoked. Usually as a last minute thought before the people leave.

Yinz want to smoke a celebratory departure bowl before you go?

by I want a monkey so bad! November 18, 2010

cesspool of humanity

The comments on almost any YouTube video.

Look at those comments--they're practically the cesspool of humanity.

by timeee May 15, 2011