The most depraved sex act imaginable. It involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup and the Stanley Cup.
My girlfriend and I totally did Canada's History last night. She's still pulling bits of moose antler out of her vagina and my farts still smell mapley.
by Sanelunatic February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Noun: An extremely complex and debasing sexual act involving a set of moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup (not Mrs Buttersworth), and the Stanley Cup. The hardest part is getting it all in there.
Verb: The performance of the above act, preferably while wearing snow shoes and with Canada's national anthem, Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On," playing at top volume.
Verb: The performance of the above act, preferably while wearing snow shoes and with Canada's national anthem, Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On," playing at top volume.
by Kowalabee February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. As defined by Stephen Colbert of the Colbert Report, Canada's History is the name of one of the most depraving sexual acts known to mankind. It requires moose antlers, maple syrup, and a Stanley Cup.
"Me and Kelly had sex last night"
"Did you do her doggy style, or what?"
"Canada's History"
"Ah sick, dude!"
"Did you do her doggy style, or what?"
"Canada's History"
"Ah sick, dude!"
by Stephen Colberts Martyr February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Boring ass Country with no culture its a huge country yet it has little to nothing in it other then trees and your occasional city which you could confuse with any other city in the world because there all the same
by Throwaway 272772 July 2, 2020
Get the Canadamug. One of the most depraved sex acts of all time. 5 men all have explosive diarrhea on a single woman, then use it as a lubricant to fit all available appendages into the woman's womb.
by Jobin66 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A lewd sex act in which a female in a heterosexual couple sprawls out her body on a set of moose antlers and inserts the various points into orifices on her bodice. The male then unscrews the cap to a maple syrup jug with his sphincter and dips his erect penis into the now exposed syrup. The male then defecates into the top of the Stanley Cup and mixes it with the rest of the unused syrup, and then pours it onto the female. He then inserts his penis into the female's mouth and begins to rub it on her molars and wisdom teeth (granted they were not pulled) until he is on the verge of ejaculation. The man then pulls out and the woman closes her mouth so the man can ejaculate on and below her lower lip so the semen looks like buck teeth and
therefore makes the female look like a beaver. Shortly afterwards, Dany Heatley runs over both in his car.
therefore makes the female look like a beaver. Shortly afterwards, Dany Heatley runs over both in his car.
by Moxalee February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Also known as "The Beaver" was originally any sex act which incorporated the remains of a land mammal and an organic based lubricant, however it has more recently been more specifically defined by conservative enthusiast as the act of filling the Stanley Cup with maple syrup and human excrement then dipping moose antlers, dead or living though dead is more common, into the said mixture then inserting them into the anus of sexual partners while mutually performing oral sex. While generally considered "safe" it is not recommended to those under the age of 65 years old due to its unusually high mortallity rate and less common but confirmed cases of spontaneous growth of extra sex organs especially in hermaphodites.
by Richard Sweats February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.