Definitions by Colt45Burger

Canada's History 

When you take a gallon of maple syrup and pour it into someone's anus, then you take three pinecones and a beaver magazine, which is rolled into a muzzle, and shoot the pinecones out via pumping action.

After buying a jug of maple syrup at Costco, she became Canada's History.

Canada's History by Colt45Burger February 4, 2010