british ten

A British person, usually female, who is considered a 10/10 on the attractiveness scale in the UK, but would be considered a 6/10 at best anywhere else in the world.

Many prime examples may be found in the UK edition of the reality series "Love Island"
Andy: "That girl is so hot"
Jake: "Nah, she's just a british ten"
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british ten

A person who is considered a 10/10 in attractiveness in the UK, but who would be considered a 6 at best anywhere else in the world.

Many great examples can be found in the UK edition of the reality series "Love Island".
"Did you see the girl Josh got with last night?"
"Yeah, a proper british ten she was"
"innit"
by ShortForDick August 22, 2024
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British Ma

1. The mother of British. (see British)

2. An imaginary figure that is theoretically capable of representing any person, place, thing, idea or dimension.

3.A nullifying response to any direct question asked that quickly deflects any awkwardness experienced from the initial question.
GuyI saw you parked down the lane with another man in the car and you were both in the back seat. Who was it that you were with?

Girl: British Ma
Both: *Laughter*
by IguanaChoonez May 06, 2011
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Madonna British

"British" people that were born in the American mid-west, raised Catholic, and got famous as a Pop Icon/Sex Symbol that now "practice" Kabbalah, write childrens' books & speak in the most forced accent you've ever heard
"You can take the girl out of Detroit...but y'all know the rest; hence Madonna British."
by Daytona Slim April 25, 2013
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British primary school

The place where we had climbing walls in PE, plastic chairs, programmable moving bees, PE cones, TA's which once had bees in their house and they had an accent, the alphabet on the walls, "golden time", Star of the Week certificates, bookbags, wooden bench balance beam things, assembly, paper towels, star smileys, yellow plastic cups, pen licenses, colored plastic cabinets, staedtler noris pencils and the terms "floating" "bubbles" and other waterlike terms
*In a british primary school*
year 3: Miss, am i allowed to play with the year 6s?
Miss Tille: No, no mixing with other bubbles.
another year 3: What is this, the sea? I'm sick of "water words".
Miss Tille: ER!!! Five, four, three, two, one. *clap clap clapclap clap*
Class: *clap clap clapclap clap*
*A kid walks to get his book*
Miss Tille: No floating! Back to your seat!
Kid: But i was tr-
Miss Tille: SHH! No star smiley sticker for you.
Another kid: *programs bee to go into class 3*
Kid 3: Shoo bee!
Bee bot: meep beep
TA: reminds me of when bees buzzed in the chimney
*A kid programs bee to enter the library*
*Meemeep*
by ShhShhShh July 18, 2023
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Great British food spank

When you get an item of food out of the cupboard and hit it against your significant others behind while in the kitchen
I gave “jasmine the great British food spank the other night while she was washing up, she was pissed”!
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British baller

British baller is a positive person
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