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british islamic academy

shit school in hargeisa somaliland where the head teacher macalin abdiqadir likes to force you to write 9999999999 lines saying how you're sorry for not memorising 9999999999 pages in 3 minutes, he also likes to beat lil kids in his office, freak. Also, that fucking buck tooth teacher is too fucking annoying, he looks like he likes wood as well. And all the kenyan teachers like to fuck each other in the office without abdiqadir knowing. Also they had teacher isak who likes kids.
Abdi: yo what school u go
Mohamed: british islamic academy bro free me
Abdi:damn that school is shit
by nugzda51st July 5, 2025
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British Monty Carlo

-A British vacation where you go somewhere in South America and end up being used as a drug mule on the way home.

-When Carlos sends for British citizens to transfer illicit substances back to the United Kingdom.
We were so excited to go to South America for the summer but were afraid our dream getaway would turn into a British Monty Carlo.
by Intellectual Property Owner August 24, 2016
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British

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by StickyBoy321 July 26, 2021
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British Bazooka

When a guy is blue balled for a few days and when he came it flys out and explodes on the back of he/she’s throat

It’s called the British bazooka cause I did it and I’m British
Guy 1: how was the girl from the club last night

Guy 2: it was amazing she gave head and we finished with a British bazooka
by Bucket Boyy December 26, 2019
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(British hand movement)

The action of waving at someone as you walk over the road if they stop for you. Is often performed at (zebra crossings) in Britain. Despite it being law to stop there for someone it is mandatory that we say thank you for obiding the law.
Friend #1 I saw Sheila doing the (British hand movement) again as she crossed the road again.

Friend #2 Oh yeah she’s from England.
Friend #1 K then.
by Hitmewithyourcar April 21, 2019
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British America

What dumb Americans call The United Kingdom when they want to sound smart.
American: "Oh cool, you're from British America!"

British Person: "smh you're taking a piss bruv."
by chillaxbrother August 17, 2024
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Big British

Big British are those senior workers who bully foreigners same times keeping modesty as they own it.
by Fluffx January 21, 2022
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