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brand new as fuck

Unexpected Cunt-Like behavior.
A person acting Brand New as Fuck lives by the motto: "fuck bitches, get money" while claiming to be "Living their Best Lyfe" & staying out of trouble (everybody knows theyre full of fucking shit thou and they broke).
" I was feeling all brand new as fuck then the meth wore off & Like... I guess ive been smashing my coworkers babysMom? Shit Happens. Thats what he gets for getting me this IN THE WAY Job at the tattoo shop.... Is it REALLY next Summer though already? NaUh that was only like, 2 Benders - and YO. Whoooose kids are these actually and WHYYYY are they calling me Daddy yall know I aint aboit that Daddy Daycare Life im an ADULT; Duhhh.. Wait wheres my wife I need a Sandwhich and my P.O. is trying to Lock me up for nothing again I need an ACTUAL Real One to Hold Me Down again... #BrandNewAsFuck
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Brandi

Brandi is a beautiful girl kinda tall and almost black hair with dark brown eyes and is always there for a friend in need she always has her friends back she can get guys but they never last and she will fight anyone even if she knows she will probably get beat up
Brandi is just crazy period.
by Ideknomo April 17, 2019
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Brandy

A driven, passionate and creative woman. Lover of music, dance, cinema, natural world and Canada. Independent autodidact with an eclectic skill-set. Fiercely loyal and trustworthy. Loves good Canadian humour. An expert who leads, educates and share her expertise with those passionately driven. A sensitive competitive.
Brandy, she's a fine girl.
by #iconiccanuck November 7, 2019
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Brandis

Brandis is a amazing boyfriend to girls names that starts with “A”💕 He will treat them with honesty and loyalty and won’t cheat in your for nothing. It’s you over the world 🥺. Brandis is most likely to have money in him 24/7 💕 Brandis is sometimes bipolar towards ppl but that alright. His favorite saying is “ stack or starve “ -100😭
Brandis is so Loyal to me
by Lovely._ November 7, 2019
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Branaja

A smart girl who will cut you off at anytime but is also very cute and nice and shy asf.
Branaja is nice but she dont talk to me no more.
by Bhadbitch90 December 16, 2019
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brandy

Adriano: 2+2 =5
Wayne: your moving a bit brandy, it’s 4.

or

Adriano: *doesn’t walk in a straight line*
Wayne: Are you brandy?
by Assy K December 23, 2019
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Brandon Highschool

Known as jahari Whyms highschool is filled with Poe ass white girls who wear their forces so tight their blood circulation is cut off within second of the shoe being put on their feet and fake gang bangers, the football team absolutely fucking sucks the administration is worse than the football team and bitches be getting fucked during lunch
Y’all go to Brandon ? Y’all Brandon niggas different

Brandon Highschool: a top 10 highschool in Hillsborough county
by Peorekke June 13, 2020
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