board ornament

1. a girl who only surfs because she desperately wants attention from the surfer guys. often seen wearing an impractical suit in the hopes it will "accidentally" come undone after a wipe-out.

2. a so-called "surfer girl" in a movie who is so obviously not a real surfer.

that girl from blue crush is such a board ornament. do people actually believe this shit?

by catacate August 14, 2007

emery board

an object that women use to buff their nails with.

While I was dressing, Lydia was fidgeting her nails with her emery board.

by velvy June 29, 2007

no-boarding

(verb) while snowboarding, getting stuck on a particularly flat part of a run because you don't have enough speed or wipe out, thus eliminating any forwards motion. Because snowboarding requires some sort of downwards slope to keep moving, you will most probably be forced to un-bind. It is very annoying, and happens commonly to beginner snowboarders that are not yet practiced enough to take steeper runs, and so are forced to take runs that are meant to be 'easy', but in their flatness are really only easy for skiers.

Dude, don't take that run I just did. It's so flat, all you'll do is no-board.

Awh, shit. That was a epic fail. I'm stuck no-boarding. I have to either un-bind or jump until it slopes again...

by Anonosity May 14, 2011

Mississippi Boatride

When two people are having sex in the shower and one of the two people drop a deuce. The deuce then slides to the drain like a boat and swirls around in the drain.

Female: "I can't believe that you did that in the shower this morning!"
Male: "They refer to me as the captain of the Mississippi Boatride."

by filthyg June 2, 2011

drinking under the dart board

A fugly woman. minger

Man, look at that one there, she's definitly been drinking under the dart board!

by Twotonetom April 20, 2005

Kansas State School Board

Ignorant savages who not only embrace supernatural figures, but who have also determined their youth to become walking retards by limiting their education to the Bible. What a disgrace to science and the human intellect!

Kansas State School Board 1999.

by not an ignoranus July 19, 2010

Botard

is a Bone headed-retard.

Walls don't move botard.

by AnnaSims November 21, 2013