Ass booger

A crap/shit/fecies/poop.

Man, I've got an ass booger that's been waiting to get out since 9 AM, I don't think I can clench it in anymore.

by Sir Kinky Doodle April 26, 2010

Boofers

two unique individuals who have become bestfriends, that spend all their time together.

Here come Melissa and Michele they're such boofers, they're never apart now-a-days

by zepsterrrr October 1, 2008

Boogers

A girlfriend who is a bit too keen, usually demonstrated through turning up unannounced, calling too often or discussing marriage too early in a relationship.

Derived from erstwhile West Ham footballer "Mad Marco Boogers".

I started seeing this new bird but i think she is a bit Boogers.

by the_badger July 2, 2009

boofer

One who has smoked or snorted him or herself retarded.

"This one is dedicated to the boofers on the back of the 1 train, lookin out the windows high on cocaine."

"Anthony is such a boofer, all he does is sit there and drool."

by Röch January 30, 2008

boogerhead

A terrible word for a young child to say, which is worse than the expletive F bomb, according to some.

Child to Mother: You're a boogerhead.
Child to Father: F Bomb. F Bomb.
Mother to Father: Boogerhead is worse than F Bomb.

by Boogerhead07 September 21, 2010

boofer

Pipe used for smoking crack or crystal

Pass the buffer b'otch

by chris December 7, 2003

Booger Leaf

A tiny booger that hangs in the middle of your nostril.

Dude you gotta get rid of that booger leaf in your nose!

by Lolo J. February 19, 2008