Boofier

The Lord Of BOOF. A higher power who is completely untouchable to the common Drp. Boofier is known for his musical presence as well as spiritual relativity in which he exists in the realm of BOOF. Only those who have truly been down the rabbit hole know of BOOFÏERS essence. Once you find BOOF, BOOFIER finds you. Sounds creepy but it’s absolutely magical.

Average BOOF consumer -
“Hey Drp you hear that new Lost Tapes 9 by LBA?”

Some average Drp -
“Naw Chauncey what’s LBA??”

Average BOOF consumer -
“LORD BOOFIER ALMIGHTY YOU SCOUNDREL! JEEZ WHY IS NOBODY CULTURED ANYMORE?!”

by LORD BOOFÏER ALMIGHTY January 22, 2022

Booger Dog

You know those dogs that grandmas got? like it’s small, under groomed, and are dying of intestinal cancer cause it ate a penny? That’s a booger dog. They may also be as old as the mattress in your grandmas attic and absolutely feral. The more feral the more boogery

“That poor booger dog smells like grandma ong”

by Amasfishtank April 14, 2023

street booger

a male or female who is always hanging around and easy to find

man..look at these street boogers at the corner

by Gunner February 28, 2004

Golden Booger

noun.

An award for being the most boring. Like a Golden Globe, only much less entertaining.

So named for the anonymous little kid we've all seen who picks their nose when faced with a situation of sheer boredom.

"That history lecture deserved a Golden Booger."

by ninde January 17, 2008

Skine-booger

A booger at the top of your nostril that you can't blow out, that aggravates you till no end;a motherfucker that you can't do nothing with

That skine-booger owes thirty five motherfucking dollar if he don't pay me by next Friday I'm taking him off the map!

by Shorty Reese November 3, 2016

Bohemian Booger Blanket

During foreplay, the male participant takes hold of both sides of his nutsack, and holds it out, as the other member empties their sinuses into the stretched scrotum

Yo, my girl asked me for a Bohemian Booger Blanket , so I whipped it out and she filled it up. Yo me and my girl were smashing but my nutsack started sticking to her pussy cause she gave me a bohemien booger blanket

by Pussywarrior4slash December 1, 2016

Whistle booger

The cause of an unfortunate situation when an unsuspecting fellow exhales through his nose only to produce a high pitched nasal whistle due to the existence of a crusty booger lining the nostrils. The noise is so shrill that one tries to sniffle to play it off, only to then issue several smaller whistles succinctly.

As allergy season looms, the nasal passages becomed lined with mucus crustaceans and every breath beckons the arrival of the whistle booger songstress.

by Sweatpantsjohnson March 10, 2017