beef quiche

The result of digestion. ie: the brown excrement that is evacuated from the anus once or twice a day (if you're functioning correctly). Called so due to it's quiche-like consistancy, with many broken up pieces of random substance.

"Holy fuck Mark, I really need to lay a beef quiche. Is there anywhere I can back one out, otherwise I may just have to give you a hot carl!"

by Mule July 24, 2008

Beef Smoker

One Who Places Their Mouth Around The Male Penis. Typical To HomoSexuals, see turd burgalar, or shit fucker.

"Damnit Harry, Just Because We Are In Prison Doesn't Mean You Have To Be A Beef Smoker !". "Take You'r Mouth Off Of My Dick".

by Clemattis November 26, 2003

Ass Beef

whenn you have large hairy moles around your poop shoot that resemble taco beef.

Dude!! look at that bitches ass beef! ahhhhhhh

by K&T&J July 31, 2006

beef dawg

A person who is too cool to be ghetto, but still reps the streets daily.

Bradley slings up in dis block like a true beef dawg.

by Bradley Hufnagel March 15, 2008

beef bayonet

A military members penis, that usually fucks savage women.

"Yo man, better fix your beef bayonet and charge that stench trench over there in the corner..."

by michael j fox January 2, 2007

beef tornado

A beef tornado occurs when a man stands in front of another man or woman and swings his penis around in a tornado-like fashion while screaming like a tornado siren

Robert stood in front of Billy and performed a beef tornado.

by Euphegenia Doubtfire August 6, 2008

beef walk

the few steps you take to relocate yourself before or after farting in order to not be suspect of the poopy stench.

after farting at the busy bus stop, i quickly took a beef walk a couple steps down the road where i pretended to talk on my cell phone until the bus showed up.

by tje910710 December 31, 2011