The result of digestion. ie: the brown excrement that is evacuated from the anus once or twice a day (if you're functioning correctly). Called so due to it's quiche-like consistancy, with many broken up pieces of random substance.
"Holy fuck Mark, I really need to lay a beef quiche. Is there anywhere I can back one out, otherwise I may just have to give you a hot carl!"
by Mule February 20, 2006
One Who Places Their Mouth Around The Male Penis. Typical To HomoSexuals, see turd burgalar, or shit fucker.
"Damnit Harry, Just Because We Are In Prison Doesn't Mean You Have To Be A Beef Smoker !". "Take You'r Mouth Off Of My Dick".
by Clemattis November 26, 2003
by Bradley Hufnagel March 15, 2008
by K&T&J August 01, 2006
by michael j fox December 29, 2006
A beef tornado occurs when a man stands in front of another man or woman and swings his penis around in a tornado-like fashion while screaming like a tornado siren
by Euphegenia Doubtfire July 15, 2008
the few steps you take to relocate yourself before or after farting in order to not be suspect of the poopy stench.
after farting at the busy bus stop, i quickly took a beef walk a couple steps down the road where i pretended to talk on my cell phone until the bus showed up.
by tje910710 December 29, 2011