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Barney

The imbecile that invented this song:

"I love you, you love me,
we're a happy family,
with a great big hug
And a kiss from me to you
Won't you say you love me too?" No.
I hate you, you hate me,
let's all go and kill Barney,
with a knife and a gun,
and you stick it up his bumb,
now the kids are having fun.
by Skie_017 September 27, 2006
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Barney

a show that teaches that teddy bears are better friends than real people
My friend's cousin doesn't like to hang out with his friends because Barney taught him that teddy bears are better friends than real people. Poor bastard.
by Mike the Ekim April 24, 2006
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Barnice

Barnice is a mix between "bernaise" (the sauce) and the word "Nice". Barnice is used to describe awesome and cool things, or when something good happens to you.
This pizza is barnice!
An A on my exam?!? BARNICE!
by Dhe Kraken May 20, 2010
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Having a barney with barney

Having an argument with THE Man, a big company who run every day society like an energy supplier, phone company etc who try ripping you off
D to Sp**rk En**gy 'Your clearly over charging me now fix it and fuck off!'
H to D 'How was your day?'
D 'Well I was Having a barney with barney today , didnt get anywhere'
H 'aw well ill make it better, just bend me over'
D 'boom'
by AGnumbnuts November 16, 2011
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Barnaluckas

An insult. Its a mixture between calling someone a barn or child and luckas for doors closing. When put together it stands for someone who needs to close there legs because they are raping children too much!
Stop being a barnaluckas and get me my soda.
by Shimmler February 11, 2003
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barnacalize

From barnacle

1. Holding tight and not letting go, even if attempts are made to dislodge. An excessively clingy person with irritating tendencies who latches on to people (that usually are unwanting of the attention) is said to barnacalize people.

2. A very tight hug, moreso than a glomp and always an unwanted thing. Can be used more generally as a derogatory way to say hug.
Source: "...he'd never been hugged by anyone before. Sure, he'd been barnacalized by Relena (a mighty disturbing experience), but a real hug was different."
by Imbrii June 14, 2005
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Barnied Out

Used to describe a person drunk beyond recognition. Originated after seeing a person at the bars face so red it was almost purple like barnies.
Me and my boy where Barnied Out the other night at the bar.
by MikeSpace November 13, 2007
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