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Balane

Is usually person with a microscopic dick who usually works as a stripper for Homosexual men,they usually wear glasses and they like to watch old western films at retirement homes.
I think that guy's acting like a Balane
by pseudonym8011 July 6, 2011
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Blake paganism

A religion that is a worship of all the gods revealed by William Blake (1757-1827) who was a prophet,poet and painter.Most people think that they are only literary creations, but Blake is thought to be real prophet by them. He claimed to have seen the soul of his childhood friend leave his body when he was killed and to have met the prophet Ezekiel in an open field.
The gods of Blake paganism are called the Zoas, and there sons and daughters and emanations.
He's into Blake paganism.
by Judge dredd7 July 13, 2011
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blaker

a bloke that has the ability to warm female oven to temputure while meeting it at the correct preheated time. Often the oven shuts off, or oven overheats.

In such cases overheating leads to the female oven to seek other means of cock to complete tasks that are in need to preform

OR the oven overheats to such an extent that plastic in near vicinity will begin the melt and form casts upon any cross hairs. Some many presume that emotional outbreaks soon follow for the female whom is attached to overheated oven, but in the case of a true Blaker, the process to obtain 'pleasurable' sexual interactions has been drawn out for an extreme extended period of time, fussing with nobs to trigger reactions of the surrounding environment of the targeted oven resulting to both increasing the heating the female as it begins provoking other males and cocks to begin an apish chest pounds to sign for a game of chicken where none begin to move toward the heating oven, rather ass grabs to this rioting group of erect penises,further isolating the female from both sexes.

The female often resorts extreme measures to reverse the effects, few lucky for neutralized sources.

In many cases of this act is multi- year, city, country, continent "blaker" with the sideeffects so damaging with limited ability to repair. Worst case, she becomes merely a framed outer case, penalizing actions and ablitiy happy and productive life, in sort a mash up of hollywood's sweethearts & music muses, but just fuze
"My mother worries that my new girlfriend has been on his blaker for too long she no longer any good. Not even to provide simple tasks"

"If you start the blaker bro, you better be aware of the ghost in this town. False plays, innocent or not, will be recieved harshly"
by NonArt November 25, 2013
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blake pekish

by gusthebus59 February 25, 2015
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blake walsh

A sexy boy who goes to mlmc
by Hey boy September 26, 2015
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Blake Barton

A man who is amazing who is in hospital and we hope he gets better so he can be his cheeky self
by Blakes wife's September 1, 2016
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