Backpetigo

Impetigo infection on the back.

Brett: I have impetigo on my back.
Mike: Ah. Backpetigo. You should probably go to a doctor.

by camqotsa April 1, 2018

Baciety

When you havebacon anxiety. This can happen if you are overwhelmed with emotion anticipating the arrival of bacon.

David felt baciety because he wasn't sure if room service would get his breakfast order right the next morning.

by Laeblas October 27, 2018

backseat and booze

A bunch of idiots singing songs terribly as if they were drunk

Today on Backseat and Booze we will sing Sweet home Alabama

by :) fight me bro :) February 18, 2019

barkieboo

Someone who pronouces the 'th' sound as an 'f'

Person: I've been to a Yuf hub(original text: youth hub)
Person 2: Come on barkieboo! It's pronounced as 'youth'.

by Mr. Hyena May 3, 2019

backseat babysitter

When you're the person who's sitting in back with another person or persons you don't know too well or just met, and you have to entertain /talk to them. #wishiwasinthepassengerseatcuzthisisawkward

Friend 1: I'm mad at my Mike.
Friend 2: Why?
Friend 1:
Because I had to be the backseat babysitter to that random while ya'll sat in front chillin.
Friend 2: That was Brandon
Friend 1: I don't f******know him tho!

by BitchyGoose June 15, 2019

Backseat Driving

A slang term for anal sex, synonym of doggy style.

Vanessa used to practice a lot of "backseat driving" with her girlfriend Anna. Now she's getting that treatment from Brooklyn, the hottest girl from college.

by jvg_1995_incorporated March 25, 2019

backer inner

Male who is a bottom and is seeking a male top for sexual encounter at forest preserves.

I asked how you can tell the difference between a top and bottom at forest preserves. The guy said a bottom reverses into parking spot which they call a backer inner while a top pulls in forward. Innuendoes match the parking.

by GrizzlyCountry March 28, 2019