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Bastard Shower

Similar to the traditional 'baby shower', a bastard shower is a somber event thrown for a woman who has accidentally become pregnant. Customarily, gifts are given to the mother to be to help ease the suffering that accompanies the unwanted child.
Did you hear Karen got knocked up? Her bastard shower is on Friday.
by Diabeticus January 26, 2011
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fargen bastages

The nicer way of saying F-ing Bastards.

Refering to something that you, or someone else forgot to do.

Very casual saying.
Fargen Bastages I forgot my key's.

Those fargen bastages forgot to give me my fries.
by pointagrigio April 2, 2009
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thieving bastard

a derogatory term used to call somebody at your work place to cover up for the items you stole your self
where is my damn wrench you THIEVING BASTARD!
by D nards September 5, 2011
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farging bastage

A euphemism for "fucking bastard." The mispronunciation comes from the movie "Johnny Dangerously."
by Bunky the Clown April 22, 2017
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bastard or bitch

A bad person who looks like a man and a woman. See Marilyn Manson
It's all his or her fault! Who does he or she think he or she is? Look, you can totally see his or her nipples, that's obscene, maybe! We're gonna have to find this Marilyn Manson and I'm gonna give that bastard or bitch a piece of my mind or penis!
by Mart Adler June 30, 2008
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Bastard Baby

A Baby who has eitehr No Father or possibly No mother... Often the result of A Condom Catastrophe!
Amy: Your baby is so cute!

Vicky: Thanks she is my Condom catastrophe, bastard baby!
by Forever Fun 'N' Faithful August 30, 2009
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Bastard

A person who gets anything he wants without even trying.
" thats guy got a free car, what a bastard !"
by Mr.Noah March 4, 2010
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