beastiemonk

A person or thing which has god like characteristics or is just really rare and amazing.

"That guy was a beastiemonk", "He was either cheating or he is just a beastiemonk",

by beastiemonk October 1, 2008

Aquatic Homosexual Bestial Necrophilia

Aquatic Homosexual Bestial Necrophilia is the art of when a Gay man strips into the nude, jumps into a tank of rotting dead gay fish, and starts having sexual intercourse with as many as of them as he (or the Audience) can stand. Aquatic Homosexual Bestial Necrophilia tends to happen on three day weekends and spring break sessions.

dude. . . . did you check out that link i gave sent you? there was some pretty rad Aquatic Homosexual Bestial Necrophilia on that site, even with some swordfish involved. . . dude. . . what time is 4:20 break?

by the Mind Messer-upper October 29, 2008

Bestiality Boy

1) A guy that likes to fuck animals. This ranges from dogs, to his favorite, horses.

2) The name of a website. (www.bestialityboys.com)

"Hey, fuck a horse with me! It's fun!"

"Um...no."

by CharlesManson October 20, 2003

unrequited besties

When one person thinks you are best friends, but you in turn consider another to be your best friend. This chain can involve many until two agree upon their mutual bestiship.

Patrick wanted to be besties with Erik, but Erik considered John to be his bestie. John thought Kate was his bestie, but Kate is actually besties with Karen. Karen & Kate often laugh at so many unrequited besties within their circle of friends and are happy they have each other as true besties.

by crrrl February 11, 2009

besties

the coolest friends in the whole wide world

we're like bff jills, its legit, fa sho, its besties time!

by the hoe May 19, 2008

bertie

A derogaratory name for a homosexual/s usually linked to actors.

Reputed by John Sessions on an episode of QI to have come from a conversation he had with either Alec Guinness or Laurence Olivier?? with regards to a theatre company he had either worked with or was advising him (JS) to avoid.

(1) I've been offered the role of Hamlet at Sadlers wells

(2) Who with?

(1) the SDT

(2) oh they're an absolute fleet of bertie's

by ebuygum April 22, 2009

Friends with Bestifits

Similar to Friends with Benefits except the two people involved are also best friends (besties) so they enjoy both the benefits of having a bestie and a fwb all wrapped up into one.

1: Dude, did you know J. and P. are hooking up?

2: But I thought they were best friends.

1: Ya, but now they're Friends with Bestifits.

by Bestifits April 2, 2009