Austin Colgate

A dormitory full of sexy people.

Girl 1: "Where do you want to live next year?"
Girl 2: "Near Austin Colgate because all the sexy people live there."

by asdkjhfd September 25, 2006

An Austin with a Side of Bryan

When four men have group sex and one of the participants receives a golden shower. At least half of the urine must go into the receiver's mouth and be swallowed.

Hey man did you hear? Last night at the party I got an Austin with a side of Bryan.

by Joe Jackson September 1, 2008

Austin, TX

1.Self-proclaimed "Live Music Capital Of The World" when in actuality it's a bunch of Stevie Ray Vaughn wannabes.
2.Where the patchouli industry thrives.
3.Really stupid voters who choose to vote against public transportation and in favor of more useless highways that the city's traffic will outgrow by the time it gets done being built.

Austin, TX has a traffic problem the size of the Texas.

by bitterpartyofone March 22, 2004

Austin*

metal dan distributer to old negro women in wheelchairs after church/Rim job with Mexican dogs enthusiest

damn you an Austin*

by dictionarymary October 5, 2016

austin

Unfortunate city in Minnesota, birthplace to Hormel foods and their canned green-meat "sensation" SPAM. A horrible place to raise children, and hopefully one of the first to disappear in the earth's impending demise.

"I work at the plant (Hormel foods or the slaughterhouses), got me six kids, a double-wide, and an education at the Riverland (community) college. I'll probably get promoted in a few years, settle in and retire to the Burr Oak Manor (closed in the late 90's due to abuse of residents and unsanitary conditions)."
"Be good and maybe we'll go to the Oak Park Mall! (a decrepid, run-down shell of a building that not even a JCPenney's could survive in.)"
"Which Hardee's should we go to?" -They've got two in a city of around 20,000. WTF?

The City Pages, a Minneapolis sister-publication of the Village Voice, did a cover story (I believe in 2004 or 05) on the atrocious number of meth labs sprouting up in Austin and surrounding farm communities. So much for wanting to eat my vegetables.

by yuku-aki December 24, 2008

austin

fag who likes it in the butt. dumass who wacks off around other guys. wierd person who is short and deformed.

omg! he is such an austin

by taylor davis January 6, 2008

austin powers

A seemingly unattractive male who mysteriously seems to always be able to hook up with attractive women.

Mike may be short, bald and have bad teeth, but he's an Austin Powers in the club.

by afsfcop September 24, 2005