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The Angry Pirate

When a guy is fucking a girl from behind and when he's about to blow his load, spits on the girls back. Naturally she thinks the man is done and turns around. As soon as the girl turns around, he blows his load in ONE of her eyes. When the girl covers her eye with her hand (like a pirates eye-patch), the guy then punches her in the throat. She will then gargle "ARRRRRRRRRR" like a pirate due to her throat being punched.
Dude, I totally pulled the angry pirate on my brothers girlfriend!
by iceman99767 March 22, 2010
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Angry Penguin

When a man and a woman are having doggy-style intercourse either vaginally or anally. Before the male has an orgasm, he shoves ice into whichever hole his penis was in.
"John's wife is so cold, she didn't even feel him do an Angry Penguin!"
by Boomstyk August 8, 2009
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Angry Dragon

The act of thrusting your penis in a girls mouth while in oral sex and ejaculating far in her throat so she coughs it up through her nose and mouth
Guy- Wanna to angry dragon?

Girl- sure but it might get messy
by Beastin4<3 January 24, 2011
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Angry Fisherman

When fucking a girl from behind then playing with her arsehole with your finger. If she objects, reach round and put your grubby finger in her mouth and tug on her cheek.
During mid-bang Charles decided to up the ante and finger Diana's anus. Diana squealed with displeasure so Charles gave her the Angry Fisherman
by newnoise88 April 17, 2011
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Angry Robber

Give a girl a pearl necklace, then sock her in the face, then throw her outside in the snow.
Dude, I didn't like that whore so I gave her an Angry Robber!
by G-Money69 January 28, 2008
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angry waiter

When a coworker proceeds to hit you in the balls from behind with a pepper grinder or other large solid object, causing serious pain and possible bloody urine, thus leading to serious retaliation
Slow nights at Rizzos are often passed by plotting angry waiter attacks on fellow servers
by dancin Dave October 17, 2007
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Angry Kayla

The act of getting mad, then throwing a fit, and crying about everything..
She is having an angry kayla.
by RyanHollowayRyan March 7, 2009
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