Angry Trucker

A sexual position where you put on a dime store trucker hat and you put an 18 wheeler air horn pull chain around your gal pal's neck. Put her in that certain position that always creates powerful queefs. Pump away until you are certain there is a powerful queef just waiting to get out. Now quickly pull out, pull on the air horn pull chain around her neck and yell, “Get the F@#$! out of my way you son of a bitch” in an angry trucker voice as she queefs loudly like your own personal trucker horn. For an added effect, do this in the back of a pickup going 60 MPH while your friend watches you go by from the side of the road at the precise moment so he hears the Angry Trucker with the Doppler effect. The Ladies find this sexual position very romantic. I think it was featured in the movie, The Notebook.

For my 10th year anniversary I wanted to do something very romantic for my wife. So I pulled an Angry Trucker on it. I think she fell in love all over again.

by kiesersozay January 25, 2011

angry noble

something that doesn't exist, a complete myth, an absolute falsehood, something you will never see

'You know Sam, my girl is gorgeous, great in the bedroom, loves cooking and cleaning and makes me breakfast in bed every morning'

'Yeah I know, she sounds like an angry noble'

by hunglikeabrahamlincoln September 22, 2009

Angry Hollie

When someone fucks their girl ( Nick ) and then proceeds to make her give him a blowjob.

Nick : Yo Satish, i got an angry hollie last night
Satish : REALLY ? wicked;

by Nstar. March 14, 2010

angry mummy

Giving a sleeping MILF a surprise facial. (Bonus points for getting it in her eyes).

Steve's mom was so hot napping in the couch , I just had to give her an ANGRY MUMMY. She was so pissed, she jumped up to try and strangle me, but tripped over the coffee table because the bitch couldn't see!

by Too tall May 26, 2014

angry nut

When your girl is giving you head and she bites your dick. So you stand up and nut on her face, and then proceed to slap her with your penis

I gave her an angry nut

by OhhhMyy February 12, 2015

Angry Shower

The act of an individual taking a shower, and taking their rage out on various shower products normally used to cleanse the body.

I had a bad day at work. So, I took and angry shower,and inserted my penis into the shampoo bottle, pretending it to ve my co-workers eye socket.

by politeasfawk September 8, 2016

Angry caterpillar

When you secretly cum on a woman’s pillow and when she wakes up her eyelashes are stuck to the pillow.

Dood: my girlfriend was so mad when her eyelashes were stuck to the pillow this morning.
Dood2: ohhh, the old angry caterpillar huh!

by GrannyPunanny October 29, 2018