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s.o.m.f.a.i.w.e.m.w.t.y.h

Short for Sit on my face and I'll eat my way to your heart
He wanna see S.O.M.F.A.I.W.E.M.W.T.Y.H
by Mrgill2812 June 12, 2018
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Financial A.I.D.S.

When somebody is so unwise with money that it tends to die slowly and painfully in the stock market, "disappear," or is spent on useless items such as a "Margaritaville margarita machine" that person is said to have financial A.I.D.S.; the opposite of a Jew.
Guy 1: "Dude, why's your dad so depressed?"
Guy 2: "He invested $500,000 in Sbarro's Pizza because it was his favorite mall food, and they went bankrupt this morning."
Guy 1: "Sounds like someone has financial A.I.D.S."
by $p00n May 10, 2011
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F.S.B.A.I.R

Acronym of 'for some bizarre and inexplicable reason'
F.S.B.A.I.R British MPs describe themselves as 'honourable'
by Al Sithi February 29, 2008
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WR.A.I.D.S

When an athlete (for example Wide Receiver) develops an unexplained, mysterious and disabling illness of unknown origin, prognosis, and duration.
Jeremy Maclin has been sick for four months. At first they thought it was Mono, but it turns out he has WR.A.I.D.S!
by Black Steel August 14, 2011
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L.a.i.ge.

The beard that dude was sporting clearly spoke L.a.i.ge. about him.
by 6six6xis6 December 24, 2010
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A.I.D.S

Alcohol-Induced-Drizzle-Shits. Caused buy drinking an excessive amount of Alcohol. Diarrhea is common and frequent leaving you dizzy, uncomfortable, and usually a tender butthole from wipping so much.
Doing those keg stands and chugging a couple four lokos has given me A.I.D.S all day and now I cant sit straight in class!
by Flcorjdab10 September 27, 2011
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T.A.I.N.T

Acronym standing for "Touchdown after interception."

Originally thought up by Bill Simmons as T.I.N.T or "touchdown interception."
Damn, Brett Farve just threw another T.A.I.N.T! That's at least 40 in his career.
by Johnnnnny S January 21, 2009
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