Kate: Hey Bridget, Sam just said I was low key cute, what does that mean?
Bridget: Don't worry, that just means that he thinks you're cute.
Bridget: Don't worry, that just means that he thinks you're cute.
by thecrazychicken August 25, 2014
Get the low key cutemug. The mad tightest band ever to grace the music world with their talent...
*low* POUR SOME SUGAR ON MEHHHH
*high* in the name of love!!
*low* POUR SOME SUGAR ON MEHHHH
*high* in the name of love!!
by LOW KEY 4EVER June 6, 2003
Get the Low Keymug. Aka: Goatee; A pattern of facial hair on a homosexual male, forming a circular targetoid shape around the mouth. Origin in key west in the late 80's.
Mahal: Hey greg, you know sandy and her cousin kenny?
Greg: She has a lot of cousins- which one is he?
Mahal: He's that 40 year old dude with the old used corvette and a key west bullseye.
Greg: Oh yeah- that guy- I know exactly who you are talking about.
Greg: She has a lot of cousins- which one is he?
Mahal: He's that 40 year old dude with the old used corvette and a key west bullseye.
Greg: Oh yeah- that guy- I know exactly who you are talking about.
by schmuckaneers June 6, 2009
Get the key west bullseyemug. 
A huge set of keys that make someone that is truly as important as a little fat security guard look as important as they actually are. Never seen without the holder wearing some Pork Scotch Shades and a gay Dickurity Guard uniform.
Flonkule: Hi Dad, I see the Scotcher is here.
Dad: Yeah I saw him earlier witha set of Pork Scotch Keys. They make him look so important.
Dad: Yeah I saw him earlier witha set of Pork Scotch Keys. They make him look so important.
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick June 18, 2009
Get the Pork Scotch Keysmug. A team of kids that take over little places, taking them over one at a time. Often unexpected, and it's nearly impossible to figure out it's them till after their damage has been done. Like a virus, but a little less evil. Originally took over an online radio station. Made the radio stations history books, that's for sure.
Person 1: Woah, what does lawlz mean?
Person 2: I don't know.
Person 3: Doesn't Team Beta Keys use that?
All 3: Oh crap
Person 2: I don't know.
Person 3: Doesn't Team Beta Keys use that?
All 3: Oh crap
by Kassie623 July 16, 2006
Get the Team Beta Keysmug. by nikiniko January 28, 2014
Get the key your carmug.