= COVID-19 AKA Zombie Virus
How to tell if you have been Zombified?
Symptoms may include but are not limited to:
1. Sudden Urge To Travel
2. Brain Fog
3. Hallucinations
4. Delirium
5. Paranoia
6. Rapid Decay of Internal Organs
7. Rapid Decay of Lung Membrane (Pleurisy)
8. Mass Hair Loss
9. Insomnia
10. Died but came back to life (no miracle hun, you a zombie now)
11. Super
Woke
12. Looking for brains (does any decision makers have any? and judging them)
13. Thinks no need for masks anymore
14. Craves going out and YOLO
15. Intentionally trying to zombify others
16. You'
re in ATTACK mode
17. Mumbling "Brains"
18. Dressing like a bum at home (
ripped ragged clothing for bonus points)
19. ODing on Vitamin D pills
20. You feel like you are in a
dream and
2020 has gone horribly wrong.
Jokes aside, seriously are you a zombie? :o
"I felt like i was dying but I'm still
alive, is this really the zombie
apocalypse 2020? Am I a Zombie now? Suddenly I want to fly around the world! " - Zombie
