penis

A pejorative that is used instead of “dick”.

Although being a “dick” is an insult, it has connotations of dominance, virility, and eroticism. For example: “big dick energy”. But a penis is often flaccid and small. A penis will hurt when you kick it. A penis is what you’ll find on a baby boy. It is the opposite of erotic.

That guy cut me off! That guy’s a penis!

Will you stop acting like a penis?!

by correlation_lee July 13, 2024

Penis face

Another way of calling someone ugly.

She called my cat a penis face because she didn't like my cat's face.

by Englishwordmaker July 30, 2024

Penis Activities

1. Action; Shit you do with your penis

2. Verb; Activities that are otherwise strange, degenerate, and or inappropriate.

1. Man, I was doing some penis activities last night.

2. Stop it with your penis activities.

by Himothy Jimothy August 14, 2024

Penis Thrice

An amazing anime character who has defined character archetypes

Person 1: My favorite anime character is Penis Thrice
Person 2: There are absolutely no flaws to Penis Thrice

by QUEERHOMOMAN August 14, 2024

Penis crash

A joke created in 2016.

This person just got into a penis crash!

by DarkMatterMan4500 December 16, 2024

Penis navidad

When you want to wish your dick a merry christmas

On christmas eve, he was going to wish his dick "Penis Navidad"

by skibidiohiofortniterizz December 22, 2024

Penis Sandwich

A brief oral sex encounter. Requiring only a penis in your face

“Who was that guy the other night?”
“Oh, I don’t know his name. He was just a penis sandwich.”

by A vag salad December 26, 2024