i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet
by imabroomstick September 24, 2025
Get the I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Assmug. by hahaLol XDz May 29, 2020
Get the Bag Of Complaintsmug. A Marine, Sailor, or Soldier who isn’t afraid to get their hands dirty doing what is necessary to complete the task at hand; Even if this includes breaking some rules and hazing boots. They are a Master in the art of skating. They let that bitch eat, they drop bombs and fuck moms.
Dude have you seen LCPL TurdBurglar he’s such an OG shit bag I saw him stick a warped barrel in a boots A** because he left it in the dirt
by OGSHITBAGSOCIETY November 23, 2021
Get the OG SHIT BAGmug. 
by Emily Cunningham haters club November 21, 2019
Get the Hoe bagmug. A term used to describe getting changed in your sleeping bag on a camping trip or sleepover. The term is derived from the shuffling and rolling motions someone makes while doing the sleeping bag shuffle.
Person 1: where can I get changed?
Person 2: You can use the bathroom. Or you could do the sleeping bag shuffle.
Person 2: You can use the bathroom. Or you could do the sleeping bag shuffle.
by Semicolon618 June 26, 2023
Get the Sleeping bag shufflemug. someone with lots of tattoos, to the point they look like a chipotle bag (which has lots of words and doodles on it)
by gayratz April 7, 2024
Get the chipotle bagmug.