When a girl can’t get her man turned on she buys a violin that only plays wap. she begins to strip and play wap on the violin with her mega hairy coochie lips in front of him to finally give him a boner. the only way she lets him finish off is by cumming inside the hole of the violin. she then collects it for years so she can dump ancient cum on him if he ever cheats on her.
i just wasn’t having it with my girl but couldn’t keep my hands off her once she pulled a dirty shelbi.
by hairypussy69 February 14, 2021
by Amoistbeaver June 27, 2020
by UrbanDictionaryGod69 August 25, 2021
When you put an assortment of berries in a girls ass and then fuck her in the ass. Then she shits a smoothie into a cup for Craig to drink.
by Craig'swife December 21, 2019
Dirty Betty is when a fat chick turns hot and sexy, loves to give oral and licks every last drop of cum like it is frosting, while moaning with happiness.
by TittyTakerTank August 30, 2021
by this guy5646499 May 06, 2013
When having anal sex with a girl, the man pulls out and starts to write as many ancient letters of the runic alphabet on her back with his poo covered dick as he can before a) the girl notices or b) he runs out of the brown ink, at which point the man must try to masturbate until cumming before getting kicked out of her place.
Extra points are given if a coherent sentence is produced during the act.
Extra points are given if a coherent sentence is produced during the act.
Person 1 - "Dude, Sasha from accounting is looking super hot today"
Person 2 - "Okay Imma stop you right there, she is way too freaky for you"
Person 1 - "what do you mean? I would totally do her"
Person 2 - "look, I did a Dirty Rune on her last week and she just laughed it off. Don't go near her"
Person 2 - "Okay Imma stop you right there, she is way too freaky for you"
Person 1 - "what do you mean? I would totally do her"
Person 2 - "look, I did a Dirty Rune on her last week and she just laughed it off. Don't go near her"
by TheDirtyPillow December 15, 2018