dirty Mathieu

A dirty Mathieu is when you sexually abuse your mom in the shower until your sister walks in, when your sister walks in you make them scissor while slapping there tits as hard as you can until you make them cream in each others mouths.

last night i did a dirty Mathieu

by Thunder cock sucker March 28, 2022

dirty jr

A dirty JR is the act of going to a tattoo parlor and smoking crack with the tattoo artist, blowing him in the bathroom, getting his name tattooed on you, and then paying for the tattoo.

Me and my girlfriend went to get matching tattoos and she wound up getting a Dirty JR

by Damnshame666 May 18, 2019

dirty chink

Its when a man with a massive peen absolutely demolishes da cooch, this man has to be named rayden in order for it to be a dirty chink

"hey this guy named rayden gave me a dirty chink, it was flames

by nick nuggets April 13, 2020

Dirty Justus

When you finish having sex and kick the females dog/cat across the room

We just finished sex and Troy did a dirty Justus. Now I need to take my cat to the vet.

by Dick daddy September 9, 2021

The Dirty Guinness

To do 'The Dirty Guinness' one must down one's pint of Guinness then continue to thrust said empty pint glass into ones face, shattering it in the process.

Paddy O'Halloran: I can't make it into work today boss.

Boss: Why might that be Paddy?

Paddy O'Halloran: I only went and did The Dirty Guinness a few times last night, it was Finlay's stag do!

Boss: Good lad Paddy, I'll be seeing you tomorrow then.

by paddy mc'shay March 4, 2011

dirty tihana

The act of telling someone to fuck off cause they are not wanted

And also slapping your mum in my bed 😌

"Damn dirty tihana slapped my mum in bed last night "

by Dirty tihana March 30, 2022

dirty bry

When a Man has the biggest penis ever and it barely can fit in a woman’s womb.

“Oh my gosh did you here he has a dirty bry? It’s just so big”

by Hugh Janas 6969 April 16, 2020