A game played by a man where he walks the fine line between getting drunk, and drinking too much and thus under-performing in bed. Dick chicken results in either drunken sex, or whiskey dick.
by TheNeighborGirl August 16, 2010
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For this reason, the term can also be used when something was great and turned shitty in a minute. Or you thought you had something and it was ripped out of your grasp at the last second!
For this reason, the term can also be used when something was great and turned shitty in a minute. Or you thought you had something and it was ripped out of your grasp at the last second!
by Suziecups October 6, 2009
Get the Dick Out mug."I need to wear a third sandal for my penis when I take a shower. I often times get called Sandal Dick." - C. Deacon
by kazaam0 January 4, 2008
Get the sandal dick mug.Painful chafing or blistering of the penis arising from the unwanted friction caused by having sex with an insufficiently lubricated partner, either with or without their consent.
Man, Laura and I got wasted last night and she really wanted to fuck. I kept trying to jam it in her but she wasn't wet enough. I woke up this morning with a bad case of Rape Dick.
by The Naughty Vicar December 13, 2010
Get the Rape Dick mug.A hot dog, sausage, weiner, or other cylindrically-shaped meat based food product. So named for its resemblance in size and shape to the male penis, minus the mushroom "head" or glans-like bulbous anatomical feature at one end. Also can be abbreviated to "H.D." or "HD's" (plural) for added trendiness & urban hotness, or when uttered in public places or among mixed company.
"Are you hungry? 'Cause I'm gonna fry up some headless dicks here for us." Or, "Chet's gonna make his famous Headless Dick Fricassee for dinner tonight!" And "Can we go to Albertson's? I need to get some milk, butter, and HDs!"
by SJ Pablo April 3, 2006
Get the headless dick mug.A male human who sucks ones penis fun. More then likely this person will have no friends and is hated by all that know them. They will generally be found masturbating to gay porn while talking to anybody who is unfortunate enough to be in the room with them. This sad pathetic creature is best to be avoided; too much contact will only result in self-loathing and possibly death.
Dick Factor: Dude I had the best gay sex last night.
Person A: Stop talking.
Dick Factor: Dude I’ve beaten FFVII 25 times!!!!
Person A: Please God make him stop!
Dick Factor: Dude suck me off.
Person B: Dear Lord why?
Dick Factor: Dude my penis is 28 inches long.
Person A: I’m going to kill myself now.
Person B: Not before I do.
Person A: (dies)
Person B: (dies)
Dick Factor: (Humps dead bodies.)
Person A: Stop talking.
Dick Factor: Dude I’ve beaten FFVII 25 times!!!!
Person A: Please God make him stop!
Dick Factor: Dude suck me off.
Person B: Dear Lord why?
Dick Factor: Dude my penis is 28 inches long.
Person A: I’m going to kill myself now.
Person B: Not before I do.
Person A: (dies)
Person B: (dies)
Dick Factor: (Humps dead bodies.)
by Andrew Breeg December 14, 2008
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It may be a needle but it works like a sewing machine!
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It may be a needle but it works like a sewing machine!
by LarryFromLA October 3, 2007
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