get your crumbs at the ready

Preparing to make fun of somebody, hence the term "crumb," which means to make fun of. The term parodies medieval battles with archers getting ready to fire at their enemy.

A completely unattractive chick walks by and two guys are trying not to laugh.
-"Oh God..."
-"Get your crumbs at the ready!"
And away they go teasing her deliberately.

by acrestare July 3, 2011

get jojo'd

TO get high with california grass - origin from Get Back by the Beatles

Jojo was a man who thought he was an owner, jojo left his home in tuscan arizona for some california grass. he get jojo'd

by Boboerto November 1, 2011

Getting fluid in my band

Restricting your diet, a reference to lap-band surgery

I've been eating way too much all weekend, I'm getting fluid in my band this week for sure.

by seagull88 September 28, 2011

Get Lexed

To overdose while shooting up

Everyone watched while she was trying to get lexed

by Devin Stahlympia November 14, 2018

get gallod

TO fuck someone over with lies and more bs lies

I called 3,5,6,9,8 but didn’t have the pre paid credit card on me so get gallod bro

by c Gallo November 23, 2018

Get The Schlep

What one friend says to another when that friend recieves poor news or has something bad happen to them.

Getting rekt but worse.

Friend 1- "Dude my girlfriend just left me and my grandma has been hospitalized"
Friend 2- "Oof, that's a mega neg my guy deadass, get the schlep."

by RiskySoup November 30, 2018

get fetal

In the infamous wise words of Johnny Cupcakes, a mantra used among product managers in preparation for massive levels of disappointment and emotional anguish. #GetFetal

I can’t believe I forgot to Get Fetal before announcing a delayed product launch on the weekly sales call. What a rookie mistake.

by FetalPM November 30, 2018