shit plowed

To be heavily intoxicated to the point of near blackout.
tanked,gone

This girl was so shit plowed last night that she couldn't tell I slipped her the index.

by Rhinoplaster April 6, 2008

shit read

Any form of literature used while taking a shit.

Man, this magazine will make a good shit read. Don't you think Sherrif?

by Stu $ June 13, 2008

Shit Cubed

1)Term used to define when things could not get worse.

2) When you take a crap really bad

1) Man ive fucked up with the mrs, its shit cubed

2)I just had the knarliest dump. Shit cubed bro

by hihello June 24, 2008

fried shitting

When one is severely in over their head in a situation and tries to avoid a question or comment by either: overreacting, avoiding the question or comment, or changing the subject in a way obvious to anyone listening

"I was watching this guy do a backflip over a trash can and he asked me to do it, so i double backflipped over two trash cans" "no you didn't that not possible!" "yes i did you should've seen it, don't try to call me a liar you fucking idiot, hey look a goose!" "no way dude we just caught you "fried shitting" admit it!"

by Evildawg December 20, 2008

Shit-Sickels

A saying of exclamatory dissatisfaction. First said when a young boy fell off his snow sled in to frozen shit.

Shit-Sickels!!!

by Oxytoxin January 12, 2009

Shit Roaster

A Person that takes a shit,or extracts shit from another persons ass and then Roasts it in an oven and feeds on it.

Dude: Guy I heard that guy cooks his own shit then eats it.
Guy:...that's fucking gross he's such a fucking Shit Roaster

by gaylordfacker March 21, 2009

SHIT NOE--

Same as onoes, with different words. It's used, just before something with large destruction proportions happens.

"Duuuude! Obama is becoming president!"
"ONOES."
"OYEASE"

"SHIT NOE--"

divide by zero

by Allan:* October 15, 2008